real quick, you mind explaining from your point of view how you are not a piece of shit for cheating on your wife? I think we could all use another good laugh.

You cheated on your wife, what did you expect to happen?

play stupid games, win stupid prizes. YDI

I really hope your stuff got badly damaged too. Especially the expensive stuff.

I think you're lucky see didn't set it all on fire. js

Gosh, if only you had somehow managed go keep it in your pants or something, maybe she wouldn’t be mad at you then.

This gives you a reason to move in with your girlfriend, and you can cheat with your soon-to-be ex-wife. Easy!

I like how you mentioned how much your stuff was worth, like anyone was going to care

Peices of shit get no sympathy

I think you already know that you deserve this.