By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
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Mynxie 26

And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

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Akitakat 31

Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

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Akitakat 31

Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

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Mynxie 26

And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

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kazekai8 11

Pretty sure you name is on the house and the deed legally she can't evict you that is just grand theft now so yeah

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clairecurses 19

Go to the police, obviously your girlfriend can't just keep your house & possessions.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

I just hope you didn't put her name on anything.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

This needs an update

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Tarlachia 33

I had an ex threaten me with a large kitchen knife and the logic that “I still loved her.” Slapped the shit out of her hand holding the knife, which flew out of her hand, and told her to get the **** out of my house (that she didn’t have her name on anything). She never looked so stunned before, or probably ever again. That’s how you slap the Hollywood out of ‘em.

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Donut_Wizard 23

They may take our houses, but they’ll never take our freedom! Wait, she got that too?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

NOOO! MY FREEDOM!!!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Uhhh maybe stop being a pushover?

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RichardPencil 30

Not the Stone Sour and Korn tickets, too? Noooooo!

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