Love and Money: Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 16:18

And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:29

Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:29

Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 16:18

And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

kazekai8 11

Saturday 7 April 2018 21:58

Pretty sure you name is on the house and the deed legally she can't evict you that is just grand theft now so yeah

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 20:42

Go to the police, obviously your girlfriend can't just keep your house & possessions.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 7 April 2018 15:19

Police. Now.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 7 April 2018 16:19

I just hope you didn't put her name on anything.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Saturday 7 April 2018 16:50

This needs an update

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 7 April 2018 17:14

I had an ex threaten me with a large kitchen knife and the logic that “I still loved her.” Slapped the shit out of her hand holding the knife, which flew out of her hand, and told her to get the **** out of my house (that she didn’t have her name on anything). She never looked so stunned before, or probably ever again. That’s how you slap the Hollywood out of ‘em.