Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

Go to the police, obviously your girlfriend can't just keep your house & possessions.

Police. Now.

I just hope you didn't put her name on anything.

This needs an update

I had an ex threaten me with a large kitchen knife and the logic that “I still loved her.” Slapped the shit out of her hand holding the knife, which flew out of her hand, and told her to get the fuck out of my house (that she didn’t have her name on anything). She never looked so stunned before, or probably ever again. That’s how you slap the Hollywood out of ‘em.

They may take our houses, but they’ll never take our freedom! Wait, she got that too?

Uhhh maybe stop being a pushover?

Not the Stone Sour and Korn tickets, too? Noooooo!