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By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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You deserved it 356

Pleonasm 35

Monday 12 May 2014 11:14

He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.

SharnaaaBanana 22

Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

That's disgusting. Who does that.

Comments

Stargenx 6

Monday 12 May 2014 11:11

It's how you tell people you don't want them in the neighborhood.

GirlGamer12345 22

Monday 12 May 2014 12:58

*tells neighbors* "see that guy? I don't want him here" Please tell me what that would even do?

ScarlieC 25

Monday 12 May 2014 13:22

#1, thanks for the Cartman advice. Have forgotten all about that South Park episode until now.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:23

Thumb this down for no reason...

DaLiquer 20

Monday 12 May 2014 11:12

Someone should've rubbed his face in that shit!

Demig0d6 14

Monday 12 May 2014 19:46

And make him eat it

addictedtosorrow 12

Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:36

Actually that's a little too far.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:25

At least it wasn't in a bag and on fire...

SharnaaaBanana 22

Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

That's disgusting. Who does that.

xlord 27

Monday 12 May 2014 11:29

Apparently the guy who asked for OP's phone number.

Enslaved 36

Monday 12 May 2014 14:08

Or the number he was asking for was her #2?

sweetest_jenn 18

Monday 12 May 2014 16:59

He was butt hurt about getting rejected.

badluckalex 23

Monday 12 May 2014 20:14

I do that with friends to **** wth people we dont like XD

bfsd42 20

Monday 12 May 2014 20:49

85, you are an idiot.

moonzombie 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:09

#85, are you twelve?

amazingrose 4

Friday 6 June 2014 18:52

idiots that have really gros minds I guess

izzie321 27

Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

Well.... Shit.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 12 May 2014 11:14

He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.

warsun 27

Monday 12 May 2014 13:50

And this is why I love this guy

\ 28

Monday 12 May 2014 17:03

"Hit on Debra!" (Like a boss) "Get rejected!" (Like a boss) "Shit on Debra's desk!" (Like a boss)

schadenfreud 6

Monday 12 May 2014 11:15

were you even buying tp?

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 12 May 2014 11:19

I guess he is no longer interested either!!!

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 12 May 2014 11:21

Well, that's an original way of him to show that he's not pleased.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:12

Imagine if OP was engaged to this guy and broke it off... Would he hunt her down and attack her? Sounds like a mentally unbalanced person to me. I would probably report him to the police.

lbrown66 12

Monday 12 May 2014 11:26

What a shitty situation! ....I'm sorry

Puffytruffles 18

Monday 12 May 2014 13:00

Your death shall be honoured, soldier. Look here everyone, a brave soul who's courageously taken the shot for his comrades. Yours and the inevitable sacrifices of future comrades will never be forgotten. Lest we forget.