Love: Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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Pleonasm 35

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:14

He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.

SharnaaaBanana 22

Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

That's disgusting. Who does that.

Stargenx 6

Monday 12 May 2014 11:11

It's how you tell people you don't want them in the neighborhood.

GirlGamer12345 22

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Monday 12 May 2014 12:58

*tells neighbors* "see that guy? I don't want him here" Please tell me what that would even do?

ScarlieC 25

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Monday 12 May 2014 13:22

#1, thanks for the Cartman advice. Have forgotten all about that South Park episode until now.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:23

Thumb this down for no reason...

DaLiquer 20

Monday 12 May 2014 11:12

Someone should've rubbed his face in that shit!

Demig0d6 14

Monday 12 May 2014 19:46

And make him eat it

addictedtosorrow 12

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Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:36

Actually that's a little too far.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:25

At least it wasn't in a bag and on fire...

SharnaaaBanana 22

Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

That's disgusting. Who does that.

xlord 27

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:29

Apparently the guy who asked for OP's phone number.

Enslaved 36

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Monday 12 May 2014 14:08

Or the number he was asking for was her #2?

sweetest_jenn 18

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Monday 12 May 2014 16:59

He was butt hurt about getting rejected.

badluckalex 23

Monday 12 May 2014 20:14

I do that with friends to fuck wth people we dont like XD

bfsd42 20

Monday 12 May 2014 20:49

85, you are an idiot.

moonzombie 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:09

#85, are you twelve?

amazingrose 4

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Friday 6 June 2014 18:52

idiots that have really gros minds I guess

izzie321 27

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:13

Well.... Shit.

Pleonasm 35

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:14

He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.

warsun 27

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Monday 12 May 2014 13:50

And this is why I love this guy

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Monday 12 May 2014 17:03

"Hit on Debra!" (Like a boss) "Get rejected!" (Like a boss) "Shit on Debra's desk!" (Like a boss)

schadenfreud 6

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:15

were you even buying tp?

brandoneyez1 25

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:19

I guess he is no longer interested either!!!

Mynamewontfi 40

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:21

Well, that's an original way of him to show that he's not pleased.

zandalee 19

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Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:12

Imagine if OP was engaged to this guy and broke it off... Would he hunt her down and attack her? Sounds like a mentally unbalanced person to me. I would probably report him to the police.

lbrown66 12

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Monday 12 May 2014 11:26

What a shitty situation! ....I'm sorry

Puffytruffles 18

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Monday 12 May 2014 13:00

Your death shall be honoured, soldier. Look here everyone, a brave soul who's courageously taken the shot for his comrades. Yours and the inevitable sacrifices of future comrades will never be forgotten. Lest we forget.