Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Top comments
SorrowFull 8
Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.
Midrash 5
Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"
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Comments (282)
mrjude 3
Well then, what are you doing here? I'm pretty sure she just admitted to STEALING YOUR STUFF by writing that letter. Call the ******* cops and stop bitching about it on FML.
kristat 14
118.... It doesn't take that long to call the police and file a report. I'm sure he or she already did that and is now posting on FML because bitching about things that really suck is kind of the entire point of the website. Dumbass.
MacieMassacre 0
That's sucks :/ hope yew get the stuff back
dennis96411 12
Pawned.
abrownboy15 1
Maybe she needed the money to buy a ring to propose to you:D and she took her stuff and left to make room for all the new stuff you get to buy:D
Zillie 4
No.
vipirius 18
Just... No.
abrownboy15 1
I'm a glass half full kinda guy
abrownboy15 1
As long as I don't have to watch the rest get filled, let the person shittin live their dreams.
daydreamer244 13
What the hell happened to make her to that!?
lizard399 0
Haha what a boss. If you can't have me then you can't have clothes or a bed either! Haha bitch. Realistically, I would sue. You weren't married so your shit is your shit.
wickedevaa 4
Holy shit that sounds like a lawsuit
ppiluk 4
Report it stolen...the pawn shop will have to give it back and your ex will have to go to court
blueknight1st 26
Which means you can sue her and have her arrested for theft.
Jasonf6 0
Call the cops and sue the **** out of her.