Miscellaneous: Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff...

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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Bottle bank

By TiredStudent - 12/06/2020 23:07 - Australia

Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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Friday 5 July 2013 9:00

Good that youre moving, huh

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.

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asdfghjklana 9

Friday 5 July 2013 9:00

Good that youre moving, huh

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

He's just helping you out haha

thatkidhesh 11

Friday 5 July 2013 17:32

next time leave a note. and move the alcohol out first

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.

Wakachulak 22

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

All your alcohol?! How could she?!

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 5 July 2013 10:39

It probably wasn't difficult for her to chug all of it as she cries over her master's degree while hugging one of her many cats... Uh I mean how could she? I've certainly never done anything of that sort...c'mere Mr. Tiger, mama needs some sugar...

cottoncandymango 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Well now you don't have to worry about moving/taking care of that stuff!

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 5 July 2013 10:30

Screw clothes, what if OP left her laptop or iPad or iPhone?! I can go naked, but I can't live without the Internet! Oh dear god, the nightmares! The terrifying nightmares! *Hyperventilates*

strawberrywine22 30

Friday 5 July 2013 12:38

Screw the clothes, laptop, iPad and iPhone...the roommate drank all the alcohol!!

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Friday 5 July 2013 9:10

I hate how some people can have little to no respect for someone else's belongings.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

Just take all their things

twinkiefeets 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

Take all her stuff. I hope you two are the same size and style. bad roommates are the worst I feel for you op, been there before.

thewife5 19

Friday 5 July 2013 16:17

Maybe the OP was the bad roommate and left her stuff laying around the apartment she no longer lives in for weeks maybe. We don't know. She should of had a conversation with her roommate about how long she planned in storing her stuff in her old apartment.