Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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SorrowFull 8
Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.
Midrash 5
Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"
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Comments (282)
Nguyenydapooh 5
If you kept your pimp hand strong things like this wouldn't happen.
codywade 0
Agreed
codywade 0
Agreed
flyestgirleva13 0
Law suit!!
codbloodedkill3r 0
She ows u that money for your stuff, so sue that bitch
Zillie 4
A few years ago, someone stole a guitar & amp from our home. A few days later a friend of ours noticed it in a pawn shop & told the owner he knew it was ours & that it was stolen. They will keep it until you file a police report, then legally they have to return it to you.
The__Redneck 7
That note is called "evidence." Bring it to the police, along with every serial number you can dig up. Most areas (or at least the area where I worked in a pawn shop) have a database where every item they take in has its serial number recorded so the police can view it (and--again, at least the one where I worked--taking in stuff with a serial number that "accidentally rubbed off" is a no-no). Go to the area's pawnshops anyway. In Alabama (I don't know about the law in other states) they have to hold pawned items for 18 days so the cops have a chance to see if they're stolen. They can't show you the stuff, but you can ask them to look at it and contact the police. Also, publicize the bitch. Put her name out, and her picture if you can. Feel free to use the internet, but make sure everybody knows she can't be trusted.
Jewdazking23 5
ok, ill admit that stealing his stuff was a bitch move, but the internet doesnt go away. gfs and mistakes do. enough said
The__Redneck 7
Neither do crimes. If people knowing she's a thief will cause her trouble later in life, that's her fault, and I got no sympathy.
Jewdazking23 5
Bitch be trippin yo. no excuse for theft. she needs to get off her period and except that i didnt work out, sorry dude that sux. enough said
starfish7 18
That's a hot car! What is it?
Jewdazking23 5
My uncles rolls royce ghost
Jewdazking23 5
wats ur real name??
lizard399 0
Go die.. Sexist ass. Get off her period? Yeah so when a chick is so upset that she leaves and ***** you over on the process because of built up resentment, it's her period... That makes SO much sense, you should run for president.
Jewdazking23 5
i take it back. you need to get off your period. come back when ur ****** stops bleeding
ikickgingers 15
Lol
g_ayvel 11
Seriously what did you do to get her so mad??
Jewdazking23 5
Nobody forced her to STEAL ALL his stuff and sell it. she chose it for herself. 100% her fault. enough said
g_ayvel 11
I didn't mean that she had a right to take this things,just that her for to do this she must have really mad or just crazy jeez
g_ayvel 11
His*** and have been*** I'm a fail lol
lhamil64_fml 5
Call the police. You have a written confession that she stole from you, so it should be a quick case.
soccerluva19 0
TELL THE POLICE!!! Haha
TheNewGuy03 29
1) I hope you're not still regarding her as your girlfriend; 2) DO SOMETHING. FAST. |the kid|