At least you didn't soil your pants, you hear a lot about that on FML.

ass sweat while taking a shit. disgusting. at least the fall didn't accelerate your dump!

Ah, yes. Ass sweat. Happens to me all the time. I always just poke my head through the bottom of the stalls and stare at them. Makes them forget all about you slipping off the toilet

I already have a hard enough time using public restrooms because of the disgusting toilets. I'd have a fit if I ended up on the floor! Hopefully you had finished up by then.

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It doesn't say she was in a public restroom, however, for her sake I hope it was not.

I don't know what to say! But I want top comment! Better just say that I don't know what to say... Brilliant.

FML sucks freedom of speech booker Dewitt is comstock

I have an interesting idea. How about instead of feeding off bad comments just to get your comment noticed, you instead just thumb it down, let it get buried, and move on. In my opinion, these dumb replies to bad comments are as over-used as the bad comments themselves.

Just a little hypocrisy there, no?

related: boy or girl? ass-hair or no ass-hair?

37, Lol why would those factors even matter??

#55, going to say ass hair would provide traction. Shit, works for polar bear paws.

If it was a public restroom it probably already did

I'm kinda scared to find out.

Could be a woman peeing. In which case, it went EVERYWHERE.

True, but men standing seem to get it everywhere too many times as well.

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder to be specific... Yes, it's a real product!

I don't think the OP would use the word "restroom" if it weren't public.

@29. Thank you so ******* much for making me google anti monkey butt spray. They come in his and her varieties. Apparently the ladies ass sweat needs the delicate kind.

good product. I reccomend it. I use it everyday, and where I live it's VERY hot and humid.

sweat+toilet seat=slipping. some cheap grade toilet seats have no tracyion whatsoever.

Taco Bell

Also, from personal experience, alcohol can lubricate matters somewhat...

@9, that was what I was thinking too. Where was OPs feet/legs during all of this? Maybe I am crazy but I would brace myself off of the floor/sink/walls/ceiling before I would let myself fall off of the throne while I am doing my business.

@9, could be that the floor and/or seat is not level making it easier to slip off.

Some places in the US, like Las.Vegas, are hitting 115 degrees Fahrenheit. There's gonna be some slippery butt sweat.

That joke went by faster than Lebrons hair line

Thanks- That's tennis, right?

#20 is probably a butt hurt Tim Duncan fan

'when you can't beat them being out the hairline jokes.' - every NBA fan who's team just played the Heat.

#32 who the hell is Tim Duncan