Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
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Mark James Lewis 3

If he got up and literally fired a gun then you need to take it away from him. To shoot blindly even after being awoken is reckless and will get someone innocent injured or killed

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Sertorius 10

I'd believe it if you were in the US or some similar sort of violent dangerous country. But you're in the UK and keep a loaded gun in your bedroom? Are you ******* crazy? Unless "fired a shot" is a euphemism.

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kikzermeizer 7

Lol my bf farted so loudly he woke himself up. Awesome

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TCRII 29

So you both fired a shot.

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jbuckets_404 38

No, OP's hubby thought that an intruder in their bedroom had fired a gunshot, but it was just her fart.

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Sertorius 10

I'd believe it if you were in the US or some similar sort of violent dangerous country. But you're in the UK and keep a loaded gun in your bedroom? Are you ******* crazy? Unless "fired a shot" is a euphemism.

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AstroTurf Matador 8

Well, the OP did say "someone was entered"...

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jbuckets_404 38

No, OP's hubby thought that an intruder in their bedroom had fired a gunshot, but it was just her fart waking him up.

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Talented73 54

"....U.S. or some other similar sort of violent dangerous country".... LOL. We're safer than you are. You've been listening to lies, propaganda. The overwhelming majority of U.S. gun owners are lawful, responsible citizens that practice and train safely. As with anything else, there's a few assholes in the bunch that give the rest of us a bad image.

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avertle 9

Dude. I think she means he though someone entered their room, and then fired a shot. He thought the person that entered the room fired a shot. He didn’t fire a shot.

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Mark James Lewis 3

If he got up and literally fired a gun then you need to take it away from him. To shoot blindly even after being awoken is reckless and will get someone innocent injured or killed

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bloopaloop 27

He thought the “intruder” “fired a shot”.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

If he really fired a shot from a gun you have to take it away. You could be making some noise while returning from the bathroom and he would fire at the "intruder".

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jbuckets_404 38

No, OP's hubby thought that an intruder in their bedroom had fired a gunshot, but it was just her fart waking him up.

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littlelia 22

Wait, did your husband fire a shot, or did he think your fart was the sound of someone firing a shot in your room?

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Nakomai 17

The way this is worded sounds like they're not a native English speaker. I think the fart sounded like a gun shot. Hope their ass is okay.

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jbuckets_404 38

No, OP's hubby thought that an intruder in their bedroom had fired a gunshot, but it was just her fart waking him up.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Is your husband a criminal as in the UK pistols are illegal and other guns must be stored securely?

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jbuckets_404 38

No, OP's hubby thought that an intruder in their bedroom had fired a gunshot, but it was just her fart.

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