kriptonite_fml

About Kriptonite_fml

Like a G6. You know it don't stop, Hell Yeah!

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Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By T. - / Thursday 30 September 2010 14:07 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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By fmylife117 / Thursday 17 February 2011 18:37 / United States

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By Mervin22 / Saturday 29 January 2011 04:10 / Australia

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 January 2011 02:13 / United States

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By nemo518 - / Thursday 23 December 2010 06:36 / Canada

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