Relationships: The real me

The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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tounces7 27

Wednesday 27 January 2021 0:16

I'd say you just potentially dodged 20 years of being a beard for some dude living in the closet.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 January 2021 20:17

You work quickly!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 January 2021 20:17

You work quickly!

tounces7 27

Wednesday 27 January 2021 0:16

I'd say you just potentially dodged 20 years of being a beard for some dude living in the closet.

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