Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
markrs 0
Hmmmm, looks like -insert Op's name here- broke an arm... OH MA GOSH!!! Jared broke up with Lindsey! Gurl, you deserve better! Xoxoxo.
desireev 18
I'm pretty sure I LOL at all of your comments! Lmao
markrs 0
Thanks. I'm so bored in the mornings all I do is read FMLs. FML.
insanelyXnikki 18
Dude... nice. Rofl
yourlove13 0
well, OP should try to post it again.;p
AlaskaKid95 7
Obviously you're ok if you can post a picture to Facebook.
Fiskerz 0
Agreed
stormchaser24 24
Well it is hard to see a break. Did you tag anyone in it?
samarch0079 0
My brother and bestfriend are both radiologists, a true break is easy to see. A fracture especially a hairline fracture are harder to see.
GoWithTheFro 10
You shouldn't be so attention seeking next time.
Leipe_Henkie 10
People lately post anything on facebook, it's not so odd really to post a picture that actually tells something about your situation, its a nice change between the "i just woke up and had breakfast" kind of posts
simply_ashley1 6
I agree
Leipe_Henkie 10
Id say its rather normal to ask if you're OK :/ i wonder why so far most people seem to think you deserved it :(
Zomg_Okay 27
Most people think OP deserved it because they're whinging about not getting the attention they crave.
LolCakes111 7
#129, pretty much. OP wasn't attention seeking much, I think he just wanted to see what friends actually cared about him and his "situation". Result: None. A broken arm IS a broken arm, I don't think many people have actually broken their arm and seen how annoying it is in everyday life. Of course, in real life, people would comment on a broken arm, even if they don't like you. And what about other attention seeking stuff people do on Facebook? Revealing pictures, "Like this status and I'll ..." Statuses, many more. Pretty much everyone does it...You just don't admit to doing it yourself.
Zomg_Okay 27
166 - Not everyone does that, and I could prove I don't do it, only I don't open my profile to strangers.
moose_luver 1
Don't feel bad, I wouldn't have gotten asked either.
rooboy 16
Well, I assume they already know if your ok, I mean, you just posted a picture of your X-ray on Facebook. Quit seeking sympathy.
perdix 31
I believe they were distracted by the image of the **** ring deep within you.
BeefyQueef 5
...Deep inside op's arm? Now that's what I call hardcore!
hiyourcute 0
Maybe they sensed you're an attention *****
moop256 10
Agreed
TheNewGuy03 29
I think OP broke it on purpose to see how many sobs he/she can elicit from his/her "friends." And OP typed the FML with his/her free hand. |the kid|
LolCakes111 7
Yes #142 he broke his arm to get popular instead of doing many other possibilities such as smoking, drinking, going to a party and hooking up with the popular girl. He totally broke his arm for that reason. And no, I thought he typed this with his foot.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, you do realize I wasn't particularly serious there, right? There *are* people who would deliberately **** themselves up for attention, but not many (sane) people would do that to themselves on purpose. And we don't know if it's a dude or a chick. |the kid|