By Anonymous - United States
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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  rallets  |  22

palmela handerson
handgelina jolie
jennifiner handiston
lindsay lohand
morehand freeman
orhando bloom
handra bullock
gwyneth palmtrow
palma hayek
handalf the grey
samuel l jerkson
barack opalma
handy warhol
jimi handrix
jake jerkinhaal
keifer sutherhand

By  zombieboy78  |  4

That sucks. By which I mean my comment sucks, lol. :D

  NuTrees  |  9

That's why I hate facebook. People are so rude and think its totally hilarious... No one has real humor anymore. It's poking fun at someone else expense.

  Yourheadache  |  19

no need to be rude people, she does what she wants and mind your own business. and lets focus on ops story okay, well op that sucked really bad but take it as it is a really good joke.

  msjoyfull84  |  0

I agree. Let the commenter do as she wishes. But when you look like ten pounds of shit shoved in a five pound bag, expect people to hate. Just saying.
That's why my profile pic is my dog in my microwave, no one's gonna judge that shit!

  Yourheadache  |  19

#83 ofcourse I agree but we are here to comment about the fmls and people stupid comments, not to judge someone by their looks. by the way, that dog is so cute :)

  Furrywhiplash  |  14

I got the joke in the FML, I just wish your first comment was a bit more relevant to the one you replied to. It mentioned nothing about masturbation and yet you referred to it as 'it'. I got what you were saying through enough logical thinking, but at first I thought you were just a blabbering idiot. As for the man part, are you the one currently using the FML app while your hot asian girlfriend, with a size 0 waist and size C boobs, is laying down next to you in her panties and one of your t-shirts? Oh wait no, thats me. She will agree that I'm more of a man than you will ever be.