Help!

By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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Dory123 9

Well it's not official till its on Facebook.

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YacL 15

19 - I don't know about you, but personally, this is not something I would "laugh about later". Especially with the way OP described it.

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rsunshine2020 13

Because god forbid every single moment of your life isn't on display for everyone on facebook to see :)

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JustDerpin 11

You know who else needs Life Alert? The infinity sign.

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Dixbfloppin 11

All. [pause] Senior. [pause] Citizens. [pause] Need. [pause] Life Alert.

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JuliannVo 11

She probably would soon (: but I hope you are okay.

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flockz 19

i laid there for hours before anyone found me!

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ihasbrains 10

48, It's actually this: Every. Senior. Citizen. SHOULD. Have. Life alert. Heh, I love that commercial.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Kudos for me for being a 14 year old girl without Facebook (:

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KiddNYC1O 20

My personal favorite is "Hove around takes me where I want to go!"

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gmc_blossom 21

77- Congratulations, man! Way to go! The world needs more people like you! Holy shit, you're amazing. Lol, no, seriously. What do you want, a cookie?

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OhhIrony 6

-48 I love how your picture goes perfectly with what you said

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Sorry, I was just saying... :/ And yea I would love a cookie

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gmc_blossom 21

124- Well, too bad.

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obnum 19

Oh please everyone calm down I'm sure it was just a typo. God it's like everyone needs to be perfect when they comment or they get a ton of dislikes. -.-

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partyfool2011 4

68- yes. don't you know how the internet works?

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MrSnoopyJ 1

It wouldn't be so bad, if that wasn't a first grader gramatical error.

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kittytub 12

73- grammatical. D8

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trivel64 16

Hahah, I first read that as "Ouch. You deserve butter."

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TheOnlyX 11

Fine 68, but only because I don't want to get my ass beat by a panda....that doesn't look too good on records.

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flamegrilled123 3

Reminds me of that pic of a baby with a fan on it that says "a fan fell on our baby, lets take a photo for the Internet!"

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GirlYouNasty 11

Some people's priorities are really ****** up.

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jerry2011 4

Lately all moms are not acting like moms anymore

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XxskyelovexX 13

My mom made me cry on thanksgiving of seventh grade. My aunt had to calm me down and make me feel better. Happy Thanksgiving Mom! .-.

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jesustitts 20

This comment is incorrect. My mother still acts like a mother.

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lexi365 20

New female midlife crisis?

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Dory123 9

Well it's not official till its on Facebook.

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007type 26

Now OP is officially in pain.

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t765234 10

47- "more than one woman was there? Sounds like a lesbian **** lead in"

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highway_unicorn7 5

Just play it cool and say you were doing stairobics:)

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daliagrande 17

That's ****** up. You could've broken something.

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007type 26

The way I read it, it feels like you are accusing OP. I don't know...

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TheOnlyX 11

I'll let you in on a secret *moves toward ear* if you don't know don't comment.

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Futacy 29

Obviously, your mum is going through a midlife crisis. She's waaay overdoing it though. She's supposed to be acting like she's 21, not 12.

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luna2152 3

If the mother is old enough to have a child posting on FML, I would sincerely hope she's more than 21...

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Futacy 29

^ That's not even close to what I'm talking about. Try reading my comment correctly this time.

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Futacy 29

16- she's having a midlife crisis, so she's acting as young as she can. She overshot though, instead of being a mum (probably in her fourties) acting like she's 21, she's acting like she's 12.

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