FML : Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but...

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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada

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By NorfolkDude | 2

#11899 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

By Kyothine | 0

#11811 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:00

Lol.

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By Kyothine | 0

#11811 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:00

Lol.

SlipKnoT666SiCN | 0

#429958 - Sunday 26 July 2009 10:36

YDI for not covering your shame

gomgom54 | 0

#877952 - Sunday 21 February 2010 07:24

win.

SLKBlack96 | 5

#917381 - Friday 5 March 2010 09:35

bitch

megissocool | 0

#931547 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 07:10

haha this reminds me of the awkward moments when someone looks like they wave to you but really they are waving to someone near you. I hate those moments, and this would be 10000000x worse...eek!

shiftytys | 0

#964670 - Saturday 20 March 2010 04:36

haahahahahahaha. copd it!

liveloveandownit | 0

#965464 - Sunday 21 March 2010 02:49

I love it when a woman decides to act like a Cunt and gets slapped down a peg or two.

DarkPrince_fml | 0

#966934 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 09:06

ur a. phail

Baglesbites | 0

#976729 - Friday 9 April 2010 06:25

canadians......

thehelp | 0

#983432 - Thursday 22 April 2010 05:01

269, your a fag.

cameronistheman | 0

#984730 - Sunday 25 April 2010 06:48

can I have a ride in the black series Benz?

ski_that | 0

#986132 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 02:58

lmao, agreed

stanley9 | 0

#988524 - Wednesday 5 May 2010 06:07

269 is a fag

ZleveL | 0

#1017204 - Thursday 3 June 2010 07:23

lol 269! even I think that and I'm Canadian

AA357 | 0

#1042467 - Friday 25 June 2010 07:47

yesssś

phonix74 | 0

#1278620 - Saturday 21 August 2010 05:04

amen dude it makes me feel great. I wish I seen the reaction on her face.

truthinlies | 1

#1636057 - Monday 1 November 2010 06:57

go to hell 282

untoward | 0

#1766840 - Monday 29 November 2010 07:23

271 and 275 cigarettes can't post comments... silly guys

untoward | 0

#1766841 - Monday 29 November 2010 07:23

271 and 275 cigarettes can't post comments... silly guys

Tekky_fml | 3

#1839999 - Monday 13 December 2010 10:18

It is quite enjoyable, #264.

No_LoveMM | 3

#1986029 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 06:25

Hahahhahaha # 325

johnnie99 | 0

#2255245 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:05

owned

dreznor | 5

#3148664 - Saturday 20 August 2011 11:18

I accident hit down, but I thought it was funny. The others who voted down have no sense of humor.

lucy9897 | 6

#3154229 - Sunday 21 August 2011 09:06

Saying "Cheese" just hit a whole new level of funny

Appayipyip | 4

#3168846 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:18

Not just women, but I can agree.

Deathhound | 25

#3178064 - Thursday 25 August 2011 06:40

What I thought, haha.

TheWhiteLotus | 5

#5443445 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:39

Agreed.

RadeonDerp | 24

#5599201 - Friday 26 July 2013 05:22

Please, learn to spell.

By chunkofchange | 0

#11822 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:04

that's what you get when you're a total asshole

By neonoodle | 0

#11825 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:06

I hate when people say "I decided to be bitchy." No, bitch, you decided to be yourself.

By AliSama | 17

#11842 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:12

much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.

calebg23 | 0

#979535 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 12:23

so... are you making a comment about ur shitty life on her fml? fuckin nerd

owneditup | 0

#1274984 - Friday 20 August 2010 12:07

#4… i have no idea wat the fuk u just said

Hollywood_in_lov | 0

#1607463 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:14

neither do i. haha. I just reread that 5 times to make sure they weren't being coherent.

mo888 | 0

#2604449 - Thursday 2 June 2011 08:02

what's there not to get?

dc295 | 3

#3152750 - Sunday 21 August 2011 02:02

ya ur kinda a bitch for saying that

PinkieKeen | 20

#4800758 - Saturday 11 August 2012 11:09

what the fuck did you just say?

StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5841768 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 10:09

I hope that was sarcasm 363

carbonbasedcynic | 17

#6430070 - Thursday 8 October 2015 08:01

that may be the coolest story ever bro

scarymommabear1 | 9

#6439234 - Monday 19 October 2015 04:40

lol really whats there not to get...that made perfect sense...

daddysgirl8 | 21

#6478562 - Sunday 6 December 2015 01:35

Dear Lord, please help this person with their grammar.

By fml0rjs | 0

#11847 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:14

why would the father say "fuck" in front of his wife and children like that? hmm... idk if i believe he was as big a bitch as you

sillypiper | 0

#840557 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 09:03

haven't you ever been to a household where the family wasn't as proper as yours? if not you need to get out more and get in touch with reality. to answer your question because people can be asshole around anyone just cus it says wife and kid(s) doesn't mean it's a sound respectable family.

wasted0087 | 0

#859157 - Monday 15 February 2010 08:24

I've been cursed out by my own father, and mother, and sis while I was still younger than ten.

crazycornn | 0

#863505 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 01:36

it totally curse OP out in front of my family if that happened

purpletaco22123 | 0

#2505976 - Saturday 14 May 2011 03:43

I would have

CapelCe | 0

#3023573 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 07:40

A million dads do it.

Muthalecka | 1

#3110467 - Monday 15 August 2011 05:10

Wow #5 you're an idiot

lukethetank | 0

#4075858 - Thursday 23 February 2012 05:25

My dad calls me s***bird everyday, and I don't give a crap.

kaykay2922 | 11

#5646281 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 05:03

Lots of people swear in from of their kids...

By muse88 | 0

#11853 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:15

that is funny...i cant believe the guy cursed like that in front of his kid...u were messed up tho...

Jrook | 0

#879395 - Sunday 21 February 2010 06:48

some people shouldn't have kids. that being said they could have been out of earshot

ScooterScott | 0

#1022214 - Monday 7 June 2010 03:54

Because he swore in front of his kids he shouldn't have children? They could've been 16

owneditup | 0

#1274987 - Friday 20 August 2010 12:10

swearing near or at your children isnt bad... its this thing called... whats the word im looking for REALITY ive been swore at ever since i was born because its only words. my parents swear at mee all the time and there still great parents

MarcosFTW | 0

#2077870 - Sunday 13 February 2011 02:56

so what he said fuck waah waah she was being a bitch, fuck deserved to be in that sentence

Komakom | 4

#3038257 - Thursday 4 August 2011 05:28

I don't think he did, I think the poster just wanted to make herself seem like less of a bitch.

Sydnayy | 4

#3114383 - Monday 15 August 2011 08:57

Really? Who doesn't swear in front of their kids nowadays?

uffiewuffie | 0

#3270321 - Sunday 11 September 2011 02:49

Still. Just because it's "reality" doesn't make it appropriate. The people saying it's fine probably do it all the time to their kids.

FkMySugar | 19

#6194782 - Friday 6 February 2015 07:42

I will occasionally swear in front of my child- I figure she is gonna hear it regardless of how much I try to censor. I believe it's more important that she learns when it is and is not appropriate to use that kind of language. I think the fathers use was appropriate.