Anonymous
Heavy sandwich, man
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Jim
Today, I was walking to the bus for my first day at my new school. I tripped in the darkness and split my chin open and broke my arm. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Aracrifice98
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Anonymous
It's all deregulation's fault
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Dontsitsitandyoudie
Reykjavík, Iceland
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
alsayslegit
United States
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
London
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
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Bogrbon 27
You may be able to simply file a claim for damages/expenses without a lawsuit if that's too messy, though a lawyer may be necessary for negotiating, etc. The city (or whoever owns the park) is liable for proper maintenance and construction of their facilities and any injuries that result. If they're smart they'll negotiate a settlement rather than having to sue, though you may get a bigger payday suing, it will be a hassle.
Marcella1016 31
Damn that escalated quickly
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cuz803 44
Wanna sue the city?
Bogrbon 27
You may be able to simply file a claim for damages/expenses without a lawsuit if that's too messy, though a lawyer may be necessary for negotiating, etc. The city (or whoever owns the park) is liable for proper maintenance and construction of their facilities and any injuries that result. If they're smart they'll negotiate a settlement rather than having to sue, though you may get a bigger payday suing, it will be a hassle.
Marcella1016 31
Damn that escalated quickly
FrankHotpants 31
That sounds awful. I would at the least call or email someone from the city. Doesn’t hurt to try.