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By wish his dad had worn one - 07/06/2014 21:16 - United States - Clinton
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
You could always say you were blinded by the pain as you stamped his head into the ground. The little shit needs a good beating, or someday he'll do it to the wrong person who'll kill him. So your defense is you were actually doing him a favor.
On behalf of all men (or those with male genitalia), I apologize for this unsympathetic comment made by my fellow female, who may never understand the pain resulting from a kick/punch/projectile to the balls.
You deserve it bud. Wear a cup next time, lesson learned.
If there were a lesson to be taught, yeah... Oh, and since in your profile you say you like to correct grammar I will tell you it is actually "You deserve it, bud." Hope you feel the pain OP had felt soon!
Most guys don't wear a cup in soccer, I don't think.
Wearing a cup or not, I do not think he deserved a random child kicking him in the nuts.