Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
waterlilyxxx 9
Are you okay? :) yes? Okay well see? Problem solved. Stop seeking attention.
lolmigosh 15
Maybe your a douche
KiddNYC1O 22
Kind of lame fishing for sympathy.
Reality_bites 14
People are people, they dont always respond to things the way you want them to. It doesnt necessary mean they dont care or like you, its just that they way they react is different to the way you would if someone else was in your position. People arent always going to ask if you're ok.
bayonet 0
Stop whining you big baby
Jenchixo 1
Honestly, people got worst things to worry about in their life, it's not all about you now stop being a baby!
detinator 1
It's probably because your an attention ***** and people are just sick of you doing that.
someguyfromnc 0
Who gives a shit about Facebook?
KiddNYC1O 22
I sure don't.
cocodecoeur 12
OP does...
ChrisG19 0
******* attention *****...
123_omg 19
I hate when people post stuff like that on facebook. the whole world doesn't need to see your broken arm, or your baby's fetal picture, or the positive pee stick....omfg