By plantfood - 6/1/2012 05:47 - United States
Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
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  Zeppelin1969  |  5

It's better to hit people that you will likely never see again then hitting someone that you may have to deal with a lot, like your boss, or a girlfriend/boyfriend, or parent.

  markrs  |  0

Most action she's gotten all century. Next she'll ask you to hold the bag of ice to her face, meaning you push that sucker hard and make it hurt!!! O.o oh wait, that's just my fantasy.

  MaaaanWTF  |  1

Two words: READING COMPREHENSION. Next time, read more thoroughly before trying to correct others. I don't like stupid people, so if you don't want to be thumbed down, brush up on your smarts please!