By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 011
You deserved it 6 337

Same thing different taste

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Shit happens, you had good intentions. I hope the old woman is ok though.


BarDownDaily 12

I really wish that people had enough room in the FML to write what happens in the moments right after the FML.

Was she ran over by a... Wait, totally has nothing to do..

It's better to hit people that you will likely never see again then hitting someone that you may have to deal with a lot, like your boss, or a girlfriend/boyfriend, or parent.

Jakesterk96 8

Uh oh, a new game on adult swim.

Lol!! I can sort of picture it. Fyl OP and fherlife too.

GoW_Chick 14

I want to call op a dbag, but c'mon, that's hilarious. And there's no way he did it on purpose....

1- your name, post, and picture all match! This fml made me lol

Wtf do you think he did? Laugh?! Of course he apologized.

I bet the old woman loved getting smacked in the face

I'm sure getting smacked in the face reminded her of her younger days...

HetaliaFreak 10

The almost.......orgasmic. No one remembers Salad Fingers?? No? Ok......

Shit happens, you had good intentions. I hope the old woman is ok though.

If a bus driver is taking kids to school but hits a tree, drives into a lamppost, and rears a truck, you don't say he has good intentions. You get a new bus driver.

If all that happens, there's probably more at play then just bad luck.

markrs 0

Most action she's gotten all century. Next she'll ask you to hold the bag of ice to her face, meaning you push that sucker hard and make it hurt!!! O.o oh wait, that's just my fantasy.

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Wtf? Can you read and grasp the concept of what you're reading?

MaaaanWTF 1

Two words: READING COMPREHENSION. Next time, read more thoroughly before trying to correct others. I don't like stupid people, so if you don't want to be thumbed down, brush up on your smarts please!

leogirl95 12

Last time I checked "boarding" a plane meant getting on a plane.

You're still boarding the plane until the moment you sit and do up you seat belt.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

6 - Yeah um... Communication problem much?

You're so stupid. Yeah, boarding as in getting in your seat and having your bags packed up in the overhead. Stupid people these days, so ignorant.

Did they kick you off the plane for assault? =P

TSA seized the bag as a weapon and classified him as a terrorist, ofc

559NVUS 3

Shit happens, apologize and move's not like you did it on purpose, right?

I love how this was phrased. I can just picture op with a huge smile on his face and over enthusiastically trying to lift the suitcase.

then picture op's face after he hit her...

Don't feel bad man u tried to do good with no intention of doing any harm so whateva happens it ain't ur fault...