Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
zoe768532 1
Are you ok? :)
iceroyalty1984 14
I feel better after seeing the puppy in your picture! Maybe OP just needs a puppy instead of Facebook attention!
BeefyQueef 5
I can't decide whether the puppy is so cute it's ugly, or so ugly it's cute o_O
michi23 0
Stop asking for attention.
SVZ 0
people who post medical related pictures on facebook suck.
Dannyfacee 6
It's just a break. You're obviously not gonna die, so why do you need so much sympathy? It's just Facebook, get over it.
Zomg_Okay 27
So next time, don't be an attention *****.
obviousboy 8
Obviously you're okay. All you did is break your arm. That's not life-threatening. And yes, I have broken a limb. I was fine.
desireev 18
It's sad to see that peoples "social life" has turned in to Facebook. FYI people! You don't gain a damn thing from Facebook! If you're looking for friends, acceptance, a good time, etc.. Don't go on Facebook! Get out from behind the screen and go hang out with people! Talk to your friends IN PERSON or something. Sorry OP, but you're a Facebook Zombie.. Delete the FACEBOOK!
xLIGHTS_fml 23
I kinda agree, the broken arm is bad but just cause no one asked if op is ok on facebook doesn't mean op's life is ******. People can still ask you if your ok outside of facebook.
desireev 18
Hello there fellow state-person! (That was the best thing I could think of so my comment didn't get moderated...) Lol
xNephilim 19
Facebook is practical if used right. My friends live in Germany, I live in the US. Going to see them whenever I want to is kind of impossible. So Facebook works great.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Why is your life ****** if no one posted on your facebook?
bigtaytay 13
U just posted it for attention
Llama_Face89 34
Perhaps it's because you're whining for attention. If you're posting an FML about nobody asking if you're ok I'm assuming you do this often. Nobody likes an attention *****.