By jkbeynon - 03/03/2013 04:18 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML
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How ridiculous. Everyone knows that the Devil lives in the basement.

Oh man! I can't believe your mom ratted out the devils hiding spot!


How ridiculous. Everyone knows that the Devil lives in the basement.

And that sometimes, he likes to chill under the beds..

No, that's Basement Cat. Get your memes straight!

Memes have nothing to do with it?

GoodLookingGeese 10

Yes they do.

11- People don't always make references to memes. I don't know if 1 was trying to or not.

kishorekumar_a 10

Yes, only Ghouls live in the attic.

braja3249 4

I don't get how this is an fml...

savannahfml 5


Well if it was referring to memes, I didn't catch on.

Lemme make this clear- no, I was not referencing a meme.

Kristoffer 35

I thought the Devil went down to Georgia?

sorta_sarcastic 12

I think you're referring to the boogeyman #2.

SilentScreamer 12

#3.. Boogeyman.

#6 Yeah that clears it up.

How can we be so frightened as children of something with the word "boogey" in it? I hear an instant classic disco hit in my head...I've got the fever! So, anyway...

6 - I'm not quite sure of what you were trying to prove there.

#15 I think as both the comments were written within a minute of each other, #3 must have fixed her typo making #6 look like an idiot.

I was referring to the boogie-man, but that flew over some heads. His smooth tunes just piss some people off, I guess! F-ing terrible sarcasm, people; learn to read it!

Well what if we just didn't find it funny, 19? And you only got one thumb down...

KingCeltic77 18

No the Boogeyman lives in the closet.

Nope it's from the exorcist

#20- It happens. Sometimes my imagination gets the best of me. The thought of opening my closet to the boogeyman dancing to "Boogie Fever", wearing an afro and rollerblades, but should've just stayed a montage in my head...lesson learned.

Take it up with ceiling cat!

Oh man! I can't believe your mom ratted out the devils hiding spot!

wlddog 14

Either way, put some rat traps up there with peanut butter on them. Even the devil loves peanut butter.

I don't like peanut butter. I like jam.

ewmoldycheese 14

Rats Arnt the devil?

That's just what they want you to think...

Victims of the plague probably felt both rats and fleas were the devil.

Rats are devilish, They're creepy!

Your mom has a fantastic sense of humor.

Mister_Triangle 21

A women after my own heart. Is she single?

She's out of your league, forever alone guy.

Thats an effed up thing to say...

Yep. Devil is a bRat.

SuperdudeGuy 8

But is she that mom from the Exorcist?

TrilliousDivine 9

Either way, Good luck sleeping... I'd be terrified