Cats and Animals: Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball...

By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

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By gan-1991 - 15/06/2020 23:01

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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megelin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:14

yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.

Y2K12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:01

That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking

Comments

AnnaCPierce 4

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:51

omg, well atleast theres no hairballs? + now you have something to do today!

DarkPrince_fml 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 15:29

-dies of laughter-

kristenlee 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:54

I bet your cat was trippin' balls, you should try some too!

BrutalDave 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:55

That's what happens to me when I eat that too.

Jarvo_666 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:53

10 cool points to you ;)

meddude 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:57

poor cat... :(

Arcterion 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:00

What the hell? xD Just WHAT was in that stuff? Poor kitty... Rofl.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:00

Cats are amazing little creatures, yes? I wonder what was in it...

Y2K12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:01

That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking

hilda_kitty 16

Thursday 8 July 2010 4:43

*sniggers* genius... pure genius...

fortytwo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:02

Projectile vomiting FTL

dantheman931 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:12

Maybe there's something else wrong with your cat besides a hairball problem? Just a shot in the dark, but it may be time to take your cat to, y'know, the vet or something.

PureGold 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:13

EWWWWWWW! Cat vomit... Maybe your cat is allergic to anti-hairball cat food? You probably should have checked with your vet before buying it or something. But FYL anyway, that reeeeally sucks x(.