The Lovecats

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 850
You deserved it 155

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I renamed my asshole to barfy mcbarfface

There must've been beef between you too. That's a cat's way of spitting on a human's face.

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Cats are the assholes of the animal kingdom; you either learn to live with them and all of their picky assholery, or you get a dog.

There must've been beef between you too. That's a cat's way of spitting on a human's face.

I renamed my asshole to barfy mcbarfface

Got news for you. She WAS smiling. Cats are evil, malicious creatures born from the spawn of Hell.