Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
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megelin 0
yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.
Y2K12 0
That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking
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Comments (119)
silvermoonstar3 3
I'd go to a vet. Most likely, though, your cat is allergic to that cat food.
megelin 0
yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.
tencentsakiss 19
yes this is what I was thinking. you can't just randomly start giving a cat a new food like that, you have to do it gradually. this was entirely your fault.
ndvorsky 4
Usually when you change an animals food they have diahrea ( excuse my spelling) not vomit
LiliK_fml 21
Pretty much, but I think you're supposed to keep it at say, 75% old and 25% new for a week, maybe two
clockworkrainbow 3
Vomit > Hairballs? Poor kitty. Me-ouch!
JackR1104 0
#13 just won the game
HanMan 0
GO KITTY! I want a cat like that, ill train it to puke on people I hate >:D!
FBIWarning 0
should of chucked the cat outside :P
Jade_Rothwell 0
#13 has it dead on.. which is why i think YDI .. yes it sucks.. but you fail at treating your cat right
YouSoDeservedIt 0
You should have bought a dog.
Glam_fml 0
Like 13 said, you're not supposed to just switch an animals food like that. YDI for owning a pet and not knowing that. 19, dogs projectile vomit too. I hate all these cat-haters (I own two dogs and a cat). They are both good pets.
murderofcrows 0
They use euthanized dogs and cats in the major pet brand food. Don't believe me? Google search dog food dead animals. Click around, read. I'd effing puke if you made me eat my own species too. Seriously, if any of you are going to own animals stop shoving that crap down their throat, all natural food is the same effing price.