Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
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megelin 0
yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.
Y2K12 0
That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking
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Comments (119)
Somebody52 0
I LAUGHED MY ASS OF AT THIS!!!! My mom wondered what was so funny. xD
purple_sarah 0
F your cat's life. Taking on a pet is like being a parent, it's a responsibility and it sometimes gets messy. Quit complaining and take your cat to the vet already.
gclunax 0
Look on the bright side!!: shes not puking hairballs anymore :]] Btw: hairballs are natural in cats -.-
kelsiCHAOTIC 0
You should probably get your cat checked out, then. Maybe it has some kind of stomach problem or something if it's throwing up all the time.
Suliss 0
I dunno about ya'll, but when I see an adult, a child, or a loved one doing nothing but throwing up 24-7, the FIRST thing I do is go get them some pepto bismal and hope it goes away. Instead of, maybe, oh--I dunno--taking them to a doctor.
macgeek2005 0
Sounds like what happens to humans when they get western medicine as well.
IAmBridgette 0
Ok I have to admit that #2 made me bust out laughing. And my mom usually looks up pet food on the internet before purchasing it.
Kronic_Kitten 0
i never knew a cat could projectile vomit before reading this....take that poor cat to the vet asap! There is a very good chance that there is something seriously wrong. FTCL One of the things i learned right away is that chaging the food without weening them off of the old food gradually causes major digestive distress. I know vomit is gross but be thankful it was vomit and not diarrea all over everything. Yes brushing the cat or using a mit takes away the loose fur from the cat reducing hairballs but cats will never stop getting them because they bathe themselves and end up eating some of the loose fur. Also if the cat has medium or long hair a haircut with help with reducing hairballs as well.
lmorri8165 0
you have to switch them over slowly over a 4-day period and mix it in with the old food if you want to avoid stomach issues.
Alishmc 0
...hairballs are from cleaning themselves... not their food... Or am I missing something?