By f__k_it - 18/01/2009 16:30 - United States

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By f__k_it - 18/01/2009 16:30 - United States
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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 03:06 - United States
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.