Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
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Top comments
megelin 0
yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.
Y2K12 0
That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking
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Comments (119)
PollySighDevil 0
It might have said "anti-cat food" what brand was it? Raid?
jewel_505 0
Usually the only time anything PROJECTILE vomits is when there is an obstruction somewhere in the GI tract...and that's pretty serious, so either the cat wasn't projectile vomitting OR you had to take it to the vet for urgent surgery. Puking a lot does NOT equal projectile vomitting. Here's a thought...maybe you should try brushing your cat once in a while so it doesnt have to ingest all of it's shedding fur to CAUSE the hairballs in the first place. Your poor cat. YDI, but **** your cat's life for having a shitty neglecting owner.
n3tsirk 0
lmao this made me crack up... i'm just trying to imagine that. haha, sorry, hope your kitty's okay!
hawaiianwahine 0
um...why did you buy a "big bag" if your cat hadn't tried it before? You should've bought a smaller size to sample first.
Phillay632 0
I'm not sure what's more f'ed up... your cat or #28.
thuryn 2
Oh, man. I feel so sorry for you. FYL, indeed. :(
Will09 0
How ironic! I was pukin all day 2day!
nwc020 0
#3 FTW
slimchaney 0
ROLF! Oh good sir, you just made my day!
ccristinaa 0
LMFAO LMFAO aw that sucks though :(