Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
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megelin 0
yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.
Y2K12 0
That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking
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Comments (119)
alwaysskate 0
lmao there wuz no hairball wuz there
ithedarkknight 0
#19 said all that was needed to be said for this FML period! The rest of the comments aren't important~=)
jncwmnd 0
i'm assuming you didn't slowly mix it in then...cats get used to eating one food so if you just switch it in one day they will barf all over the place...oh now that i typed this I saw #13 post!
cattoe7 0
F the cats life
rmm 0
wow, that was nice to read whilst eating
runwest07 0
"Today, my owner gave me new food to help me with my hairball problem. It tasted like my own balls and made me sick. To show my distaste, I ran around howling and projectile vomiting on everything he owned. FHL."
chuck_yams 0
win
breaksprinter_ 0
haha #49! But OP, it's most likely due to the switch of cat food, because I know whenever my dog eats a different type of food than what he is normally fed, he gets sick; so it's most like just adjusting your cat to the new food. Perhaps you should have slowly switched her to the new food?
Otium_fml 3
#13, Go you. #49, I lol'd. Anyway, as #13 said, don't change the food so suddenly. Feel bad for you and your cat. Mostly the cat though.
runwest07 0
I just noticed that the OP's cat is female...damn, there goes the cat eating food that tastes like his balls. I'll have to try harder next time, lol.
Robertson1313 0
hahahaha i just pictured that. Totally need a new cat