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You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.
the waiter is a girl
*sigh* you changed your comment from he to she so forget what I said
Why would you tell your parents that anyway?
I've gotta ask, WHAT is with your pic
True.
Sounds like my mother. Which is why I haven't told her personal things since I was 7. YDI, you should've known your parents by now.
I dont tell any1 that i have a crush on some1. I tell te person that it.
So you were too scared to tell a guy you think he's hot? If you're 13+, you need to work on that. Being shy only holds you back.
shy girls are the best cause they let u do anything since they are so self conscious
If they're shy they're not gonna let you do shit because they're so self-conscious...
actually, shy girls wait until your alone behind closed doors.
Do you seriously tell every person you see and find attractive what you feel about them?
You should leave your number on a napkin when you leave, just to make your stalker facade all that more overwhelming.
my mom does this.
exactly!
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You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.
Why would you tell your parents that anyway?