FML : Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across...

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 5 March 2011 05:34 / France

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By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2151820 - Saturday 5 March 2011 11:56

You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#2151854 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:07

Why would you tell your parents that anyway?

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By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2151820 - Saturday 5 March 2011 11:56

You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

dusty209 | 0

#2153668 - Sunday 6 March 2011 4:26

a. not everyones parents are gona do that
b. so wat if she knows u think she's attractive

TXjuggalo972 | 6

#2155786 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:25

the waiter is a girl

TXjuggalo972 | 6

#2155796 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:27

*sigh* you changed your comment from he to she so forget what I said

CAC_Boomerang | 21

#6251502 - Friday 3 April 2015 19:33

#50
C) Your grammar is so bad that your parents have to use embarrassment to prevent you from breeding

By Sadochan | 0

#2151833 - Saturday 5 March 2011 11:59

Or you could tell him yourself?

FUGYU | 2

#2152117 - Saturday 5 March 2011 15:49

exactly, OP must be 5.

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#2151854 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:07

Why would you tell your parents that anyway?

gntfmlingnow | 12

#2957073 - Saturday 23 July 2011 7:59

I've gotta ask, WHAT is with your pic

By rottentomatoes | 7

#2151868 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:12

True.

By Doortje | 28

#2151870 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:14

Sounds like my mother. Which is why I haven't told her personal things since I was 7. YDI, you should've known your parents by now.

By x3herox3 | 0

#2151880 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:18

I dont tell any1 that i have a crush on some1. I tell te person that it.

By Trupe | 3

#2151885 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:21

So you were too scared to tell a guy you think he's hot? If you're 13+, you need to work on that. Being shy only holds you back.

Jizwold | 0

#2152062 - Saturday 5 March 2011 15:09

shy girls are the best cause they let u do anything since they are so self conscious

Justine94_x | 28

#2152129 - Saturday 5 March 2011 15:51

If they're shy they're not gonna let you do shit because they're so self-conscious...

mask724 | 7

#2152335 - Saturday 5 March 2011 18:55

actually, shy girls wait until your alone behind closed doors.

pinkdottedbow | 0

#2156718 - Sunday 6 March 2011 21:51

Do you seriously tell every person you see and find attractive what you feel about them?

By ambowew | 7

#2151926 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:35

You should leave your number on a napkin when you leave, just to make your stalker facade all that more overwhelming.

By Dragons_corner | 6

#2151949 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:49

my mom does this.

UberQwerty | 1

#2152331 - Saturday 5 March 2011 18:47

exactly!

By sincerely331 | 0

#2151959 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:55

how is this an fml??

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