Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
Objectofdespair 1
Pics or it didn't happen
thamindofme 0
******...just ******* say ******. not lady part V-A-G-I-N-A
falafalo 25
Why? She wasn't talking about her ******. That's on the inside, there's no hair to be waxed inside of the ******...
electrofpuffmel 4
VAGINNNNNAAA!! Happy now? I'll call it what I want, it's mine not yours.
MissHandberg 6
Were you wet enough when loosing your virginity? 'Cause it didn't hurt when I lost it..
electrofpuffmel 4
COMMENT TO EVERYONE COMMENTING ON THIS POST- Hey this is the girl that wrote this FML (don't argue with it, it was me so just believe me and get over it) Seems like there are a lot of the same things being said so I'll clear some things up- 1. Yes I know shaving is easier, I regularly shave, but I just thought I'd try it out as I'm sick of having to shave pretty much every other day if I see my boyfriend a lot 2. People saying losing your virginity doesn't hurt? Really? Are you serious? YES it hurts, maybe not as much for some people, but mine hurt quite a bit, more so the day after than during the actual sex but still, it does hurt so if you say it doesn't then you're pretty outnumbered 3. "Were you wet enough when you lost your virginity?" Bit of a personal question but ok...yes I was, but like I said, it would hurt a bit anyway. I mean come on, it's a bit of skin literally being ripped inside of you by something considerably bigger than the hole it's going into! 4. I left it unfinished and just shaved normally afterwards, you can't tell :L 5. Yes I think maybe one day I will have it done proffesionally, thanks for the advice everyone :L
electrofpuffmel 4
Oh also a couple more things- 1. to #239Yes I did it after I'd lost my virginity thank you...:L 2. to #248 I'll call my ****** anything I want on the internet thank you very much :L I just thought it'd sound less crude if I said lady area, as technically I wasnt waxing my ****** (happy?) I was waxing the outside, idiot.
fthisplanet 3
Life's great choices... Do you pull your own pubic hairs out using hot wax, or let a complete stranger get all ...in your personal space? Either way, it's awful and ultimately most men will still **** a harry vag.
gaffer_94 5
Repost!
gaffer_94 5
I take that back!
Tmoney20 3
Babe trust me when I speak for every single guy in the world, it's worth it and looks and feels so so so much better!!!!
skippy_doodaday 5
This post made me laugh :D i am scared to wax now though :/