gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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Comments (233)
tony1891 22
how do you almost get kidnapped twice?
thiscrazything 1
You see, there was a first time it happened, and then there was a second time.
zachherbert 10
73-*almost happened
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op is Princess Peach. Or Daphne from Scooby Doo.
JayDeLaGhetto 7
So apparently this has happened before...you probably should stay away from anyone that "needs help finding a lost puppy" or owns a windowless van with carpet in it...just saying
bacon_strip96 0
So I can't hang out with shaggy and look for scooby? Awh :c
fighterofwar 5
So, how did you escape?
allard 14
It was impossibru!
mollysticks 10
They don't really have candy. DONT GO.
NBL_fml 8
You should carry around an alarm with you.
tehranken 6
Dang it Mario! Do your job and protect princess Peach for once!
jessimica642 8
Beat me to it lol
KM96 24
Was it the same people as the time before? :0
Hylia_fml 6
Seriously Zelda, it's not funny anymore.
ChickInGreenVans 12
Geez!! how many times have you been kidnapped?? This is quiet worrying!! Once is fine.. But more than that.. I don't know hey!!
white16sox 19
It clearly says someone has tried to kidnap the OP twice. I just realized I was wrong. I Can't think of anything else to replace that.
ChickInGreenVans 12
And that's exactly what you get for trying to act smart!! When clearly you're not.. Next time think twice before you decide to comment.. But hey.. I'm just saying though hey!!**
GothicAngel17 24
You say hey too much.
ChickInGreenVans 12
Okay..
kandi_kid69 15
Once is fine? It's never fine but hey!! I have a question.. Why Type like this?
unknown_user5566 27
27- OP has never actually been kidnapped. Keyword in this FML is "almost". It's funny how you tell people to read before commenting, when you clearly don't.
esines 9
Actually it makes it sound like OP was kidnapped before and today he/she almost got kidnapped. Again.
llamafish 25
71 - And I say hey - Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!
unknown_user5566 27
179- Arthur is awesome.
Anubis_81 21
Would like to hear more.