By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
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AyeJay101 25

Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

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oreoeater 21

I'm speechless, and I can't tell if it's because I'm impressed or depressed

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MidnaLink 33

One question comes to mind; why would you want to fake being a hooker?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Do you realize how much hookers make?

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BananEnigma 24

Oh my. Were you trying to get a date with her when she did this...? ;P

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arano 29

How do you know she was a fake hooker? Maybe it was a real hooker and she just happens to be a thief as well.

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Klosekiller 17

My question is.... How did you know she was a fake hooker?

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Magnoxidans 19

What is a fake hooker OP? Did you proposition her for paid sex and then she mugged you? Maybe she just saw an easy opportunity to make money without having to have sex with a stranger..

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AyeJay101 25

Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

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EternallyNordic 6

Well, the process goes "Take her somewhere, her services are performed, you pay her, she leaves"

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Well were u tryna find a hooker cuz if so u kinda had that coming

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RageWolf16 31

I'd love to hear the full story behind this one.

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YourGrammarSucks 12

Me too. I kinda feel like the OP only got mugged as a direct result of looking for a "real" hooker.

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