By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 676
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Guess she got you hook line & sinker

Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

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Guess she got you hook line & sinker

I'm speechless, and I can't tell if it's because I'm impressed or depressed

One question comes to mind; why would you want to fake being a hooker?

Apparently one reason is to mug people.

Do you realize how much hookers make?

Oh my. Were you trying to get a date with her when she did this...? ;P

How do you know she was a fake hooker? Maybe it was a real hooker and she just happens to be a thief as well.

My question is.... How did you know she was a fake hooker?

What is a fake hooker OP? Did you proposition her for paid sex and then she mugged you? Maybe she just saw an easy opportunity to make money without having to have sex with a stranger..

At least she wasn't a real hooker!

I feel like that's what OP was going for.

Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

Well, the process goes "Take her somewhere, her services are performed, you pay her, she leaves"

Well were u tryna find a hooker cuz if so u kinda had that coming

I'd love to hear the full story behind this one.

Me too. I kinda feel like the OP only got mugged as a direct result of looking for a "real" hooker.