gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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Comments (233)
Lingonberry 4
Gain a lot of weight, fat people are hard to kidnap ;)
Enslaved 38
Watching "Silence of the Lamb" will make you think differently.
grace12898 0
The forensic scientists fiancé is on the lose!!
saywhaat12 2
LOL
GaleIsHawt 5
This FML leaves a lot of questions unanswered.
Zano23 9
Who are you, Princess Peach?
cyborgmexican 6
almost!!!
polkadot10125 3
time to change neighborhoods
DreamRequiem212 8
Throw that stupid whistle away and get yourself a .45- they're much louder. ;)
jazz23 2
GEAH!!!!!!
Chick7749 0
Probably bowser tryin to kidnap you!!!! Lol
nofearjenshere 12
How do you know OP is a girl?
Dallasluver19 14
Look, if ur about to get kidnapped, all u need is a foot. And his nuts.