By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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Lingonberry 4

Gain a lot of weight, fat people are hard to kidnap ;)

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Enslaved 36

Watching "Silence of the Lamb" will make you think differently.

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GaleIsHawt 5

This FML leaves a lot of questions unanswered.

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Zano23 9

Who are you, Princess Peach?

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DreamRequiem212 8

Throw that stupid whistle away and get yourself a .45- they're much louder. ;)

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Chick7749 0

Probably bowser tryin to kidnap you!!!! Lol

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nofearjenshere 12

How do you know OP is a girl?

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Dallasluver19 14

Look, if ur about to get kidnapped, all u need is a foot. And his nuts.

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