There is always 1 guaranteed security solution: Rottweiler. **Make sure he likes you though**

There only one thing left to do. DOUBLE JEOPARDY. rob a house or something

Well... What else could they have possibly taken after already being robbed?

Your easy =o

Lol But that sucks, OP. That really does!

I guess if it was, you might want a clover or something.

Dam Op who did you piss off? and ydi for not having friends like mine, Smith&Wesson.

17...i dont think you know the meaning of double jeopardy

Or he should get rid of that "OPEN HOUSE" sign that points directly at his home

#35 So, the op deserves to be robbed TWICE because he doesnt have a gun? I fail to see your logic, Grow up, not everyone deserves to be robbed just because they don't have a gun, dick

#57 No Op may not have deserved it, we don't know if he did pissed off the wrong people or if he was just an unlucky victim robbery, but if the Op did own a gun or other type of self protection device/weapon he would of be able to scare or fend off the robber. The gun doesn't even have to be loaded, it can even be just a starters pistol, just the sight it self can be a strong deterrent against any potential robber/attacker.

This reminds me of that guy who got robbed after he got beaten up, on the Tottenham riots

57- Overkill? It's a joke.

sorry man. I didn't know you were recovering from another robbery

Buy a gun?

I suggest you move.

Or watch a bunch of chuck Norris movies so you can attempt to roundhouse kick like the master

I'm in karate not funny

No, it was a...ROBCEPTION

Nice name A7x

What does OP stand for?

And this sounds like burglary not robbery

OP was obviously robbed by a heard of flying alpacas. Those will fuck you up. He was clearly recovering from the first robbery when they came back around.

Fucking alpacas.

50 - You do that? That's nasty..