By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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penelopecruise 2

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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NoahStaz 3

There is always 1 guaranteed security solution: Rottweiler. **Make sure he likes you though**

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ItsTheKing 10

There only one thing left to do. DOUBLE JEOPARDY. rob a house or something

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krazy_glu3 0

Well... What else could they have possibly taken after already being robbed?

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Deathhound 27

Lol But that sucks, OP. That really does!

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evaki1 12

I guess if it was, you might want a clover or something.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Dam Op who did you piss off? and ydi for not having friends like mine, Smith&Wesson.

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gojira666 7

17...i dont think you know the meaning of double jeopardy

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NotAPedo 0

Or he should get rid of that "OPEN HOUSE" sign that points directly at his home

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#35 So, the op deserves to be robbed TWICE because he doesnt have a gun? I fail to see your logic, Grow up, not everyone deserves to be robbed just because they don't have a gun, dick

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EnEl_Infierno 15

#57 No Op may not have deserved it, we don't know if he did pissed off the wrong people or if he was just an unlucky victim robbery, but if the Op did own a gun or other type of self protection device/weapon he would of be able to scare or fend off the robber. The gun doesn't even have to be loaded, it can even be just a starters pistol, just the sight it self can be a strong deterrent against any potential robber/attacker.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

This reminds me of that guy who got robbed after he got beaten up, on the Tottenham riots

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mofran 0

haha wow SECOND ya I did it bitches . smd

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penelopecruise 2

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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RandomBlackMan 0

sorry man. I didn't know you were recovering from another robbery

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Aztec27 0

Or watch a bunch of chuck Norris movies so you can attempt to roundhouse kick like the master

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

THEY DID THIS!

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thatnucca 36

Check your back to see if the "Rob me please" sign is still there... Smdh

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DogmaT_fml 4

you dont recover from getting robbed, you get a gun.

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xmayne 0

And this sounds like burglary not robbery

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Mercedes16 7

Dang. I'm sorry OP. I'd kick some ass . Lol.

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Epsilonyx 15

Recovering? Like, getting up? Or putting on a band aid and daintily wiping the dust off your shoe?

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tigerlilypop 7

OP was obviously robbed by a heard of flying alpacas. Those will **** you up. He was clearly recovering from the first robbery when they came back around.

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onefinemess 11

Was it Chuck Norris? Apparently he's out to kill someone's daughter, maybe he's also out to rob you blind.

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