Miscellaneous: Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

gonavybeatarmy 31 May 2012, 05:28 San Diego, United States

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 12 January 2011, 04:04 United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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insomnitude 5 March 2011, 06:55 United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Starving Ultimatum 2 September 2011, 01:55 United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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irony, huh? 20 October 2019, 14:00

Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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Anonymous 18 February 2011, 21:36 United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza 13 September 2016, 21:17 United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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Tanner 16 July 2011, 06:23 United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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sorrystupid 2 June 2015, 07:42 United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Anonymous 6 April 2016, 14:31 Iowa Park, United States

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

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anoymus 31 May 2009, 02:37 United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Doxy 22

31 May 2012, 12:08

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

Hurrikhan 12

31 May 2012, 12:05

What?!

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Comments (233)

newgiaw 3

1 June 2012, 01:28

As suggested by our name, maybe it was the army?

_highandlow 5

1 June 2012, 01:36

Uhm… shouldn't it be time to talk to the police?

Twisted_Angel 17

1 June 2012, 01:53

I nearly wet myself reading this... Are you upset that it's happened before, or that they failed? And how many times has this happened exactly? Maybe your parents are trying to get you out of their house? If that's the case they need to hire better people. You get what you pay for ya know...