By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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newgiaw 3

As suggested by our name, maybe it was the army?

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_highandlow 5

Uhm… shouldn't it be time to talk to the police?

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Twisted_Angel 17

I nearly wet myself reading this... Are you upset that it's happened before, or that they failed? And how many times has this happened exactly? Maybe your parents are trying to get you out of their house? If that's the case they need to hire better people. You get what you pay for ya know...

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Thomasdagreat01 0

How the hell do you get railed twice?¿

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unknown_user5566 26

Railed?

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Shaneisabeast 0

Carry a Sig or berretta, blow a 9mil or .45 size whole in them

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randomnameflob 0

And the FML is that you're disappointed?

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BTR_lover 1

Take pride that someone actually wants you? Jk. FYL. Hope it doesn't happen again.

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gionatorinc 5

Today, I tried many times to hit this fml, but missed...again...

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