Work: Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2017 09:07

Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML

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Seeya55 31

Tuesday 4 April 2017 14:15

At least its tile and not carpet...

melana09 19

Tuesday 4 April 2017 10:09

I think your cat partied a little too much

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melana09 19

Tuesday 4 April 2017 10:09

I think your cat partied a little too much

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:18

It wasn't me, I swear.

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 4 April 2017 14:15

At least its tile and not carpet...

Isamermaid 17

Wednesday 5 April 2017 6:12

Is that all poop? How did one cat poop that much in a day?

kasuke06 5

Wednesday 5 April 2017 9:02

That was my thought. Like seriously, if that's all out of one cat, call a vet. Maybe a priest if it starts saying things in Aramaic.

Cali 54

Friday 7 April 2017 12:30

Could easily be multiple cats... maybe even a dog or two.

FemskyD 26

Friday 14 April 2017 17:07

haha actually it wasn't my cat who caused the damage he's innocent.. it was our pup, there fore the massive amount of shit ?

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