FML : Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as...

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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Entheatus - / Monday 10 August 2009 04:25 / Canada

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By FreddyLunch | 0

#474048 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just hope they don't eat your insides.

By amy397123 | 0

#474050 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just, ew.

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By FreddyLunch | 0

#474048 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just hope they don't eat your insides.

PumpkinTarte | 0

#474069 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:25

Oh, yummy. They're going to hatch in your stomach and make a little home where they mate and create more moth eggs and more will hatch, and so forth. Helping the environment here a bit, actually.

mystomachurts | 3

#474081 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:30

Well they're dead now.. and I guess they tasted good?

CyclonePsycho | 1

#474498 - Monday 10 August 2009 06:08

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "butterflies in my stomach". Except it's moths. :3

XxHannahxX | 0

#474564 - Monday 10 August 2009 07:03

Well, at least your stomach acids will kill them...but that sucks...

crazieeli | 0

#474813 - Monday 10 August 2009 09:34

i dont think they're gonna eat her insides since our stomach produces acid so doesnt it just break down everything? if anything, they'll probably come out when she poops :/

ananamoose | 0

#474829 - Monday 10 August 2009 09:42

poops, everyone poops. it's a fact of life, for those guys out there that pretend girls don't poop, guess what they do!! haha wow think of the word poop for a second, is it funny or would it be immature it think it's a funny word, meh who cares thats a funny ass word. poops poops poops poops poops. haha you try!!

xkaitlinwhitex | 0

#475496 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:15

shhh, we can't let them know that.

muziclife | 0

#1033250 - Thursday 17 June 2010 05:40

just watch tomarrow your go!ng to throw up l!ttle moths !(:!

Chaos187 | 6

#3100769 - Saturday 13 August 2011 05:06

Well at least you wont have any moths in your pantry :D

By amy397123 | 0

#474050 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just, ew.

darren824 | 0

#474500 - Monday 10 August 2009 06:12

moth-man

Zeek63 | 0

#3211539 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 02:18

That is a delicacy in some countries like... Uhm damn I guess it isn't well FYL!

By nike1 | 0

#474051 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:19

Ew :S FYL!

By kyle_kbo20 | 0

#474052 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:19

larva move... you didnt notice it when u tool cookies out

dotVillain | 1

#474888 - Monday 10 August 2009 10:11

Larva move. She noticed the larva move. The eggs, on the other hand, don't. Read more carefully before making yourself look like a douche bag.

Girreth | 7

#1419399 - Friday 17 September 2010 05:40

L2BTroll'd

By Plumppotato | 3

#474059 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:22

i bet they tasted good though huh?

By catatonicsleep | 17

#474065 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:23

The eggs will be destroyed by your stomach acid they won't hurt you, it's not like they're going to hatch in your stomach...

barlessprison | 16

#474144 - Monday 10 August 2009 01:23

That's not the point. Point is she ate moth eggs. That alone is gross enough, no need to think of what's gonna happen in her tummy.

Xader | 0

#499893 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:40

There is something comforting in the fact that she got her revenge by dropping the moth's children into a bubbling pit of acid...

By riii | 0

#474067 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:24

Bahaha, maybe you'll be shitting moths. FYL.

riii | 0

#474078 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:29

and before anyone jumps to conclusions and calls me stupid, i know that they get destroyed by stomach acid. it was a joke.

junaho | 0

#474431 - Monday 10 August 2009 05:11

Lol, they'd just fly right out of her ass.

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#475951 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:43

*LOL* What a disturbing mind image. XD

By Darth_Taco | 14

#474071 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:26

This is why I don't eat Christmas food in the middle of AUGUST :D. I'm sorry, but you kinda deserve this for not finishing them off in December or January.

redbluegreen | 40

#474079 - Monday 10 August 2009 12:29

I have to agree with this.

Entheatus | 13

#475357 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:20

They weren't from Christmas. My parents buy these kinds of cookies throughout the year.

Darth_Taco | 14

#475703 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:07

Then...tell your parents to stop buying Christmas food year round. That's nasty! D: I am so sorry. I'd hug you if I knew who you were. Then I'd probably feed you pesticides XP.