Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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FreddyLunch
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Just hope they don't eat your insides.
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amy397123
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Just, ew.
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FreddyLunch
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Just hope they don't eat your insides.
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PumpkinTarte
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Oh, yummy. They're going to hatch in your stomach and make a little home where they mate and create more moth eggs and more will hatch, and so forth. Helping the environment here a bit, actually.
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mystomachurts
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Well they're dead now.. and I guess they tasted good?
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CyclonePsycho
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Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "butterflies in my stomach". Except it's moths. :3
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XxHannahxX
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Well, at least your stomach acids will kill them...but that sucks...
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crazieeli
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i dont think they're gonna eat her insides since our stomach produces acid so doesnt it just break down everything? if anything, they'll probably come out when she poops :/
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ananamoose
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poops, everyone poops. it's a fact of life, for those guys out there that pretend girls don't poop, guess what they do!! haha wow think of the word poop for a second, is it funny or would it be immature it think it's a funny word, meh who cares thats a funny ass word. poops poops poops poops poops. haha you try!!
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xkaitlinwhitex
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shhh, we can't let them know that.
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muziclife
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just watch tomarrow your go!ng to throw up l!ttle moths !(:!
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Chaos187
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Well at least you wont have any moths in your pantry :D
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amy397123
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Just, ew.
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darren824
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moth-man
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Zeek63
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That is a delicacy in some countries like... Uhm damn I guess it isn't well FYL!
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nike1
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Ew :S FYL!
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kyle_kbo20
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larva move... you didnt notice it when u tool cookies out
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dotVillain
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Larva move. She noticed the larva move. The eggs, on the other hand, don't. Read more carefully before making yourself look like a douche bag.
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Girreth
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L2BTroll'd
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Plumppotato
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i bet they tasted good though huh?
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catatonicsleep
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The eggs will be destroyed by your stomach acid they won't hurt you, it's not like they're going to hatch in your stomach...
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barlessprison
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That's not the point. Point is she ate moth eggs. That alone is gross enough, no need to think of what's gonna happen in her tummy.
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Xader
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There is something comforting in the fact that she got her revenge by dropping the moth's children into a bubbling pit of acid...
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riii
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Bahaha, maybe you'll be shitting moths. FYL.
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riii
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and before anyone jumps to conclusions and calls me stupid, i know that they get destroyed by stomach acid. it was a joke.
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junaho
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Lol, they'd just fly right out of her ass.
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Moemoemoe_fml
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*LOL* What a disturbing mind image. XD
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Darth_Taco
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This is why I don't eat Christmas food in the middle of AUGUST :D. I'm sorry, but you kinda deserve this for not finishing them off in December or January.
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redbluegreen
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I have to agree with this.
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Entheatus
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They weren't from Christmas. My parents buy these kinds of cookies throughout the year.
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Darth_Taco
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Then...tell your parents to stop buying Christmas food year round. That's nasty! D: I am so sorry. I'd hug you if I knew who you were. Then I'd probably feed you pesticides XP.
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nomnomsean
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Flamesty
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o.o Wow.
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Ranoona
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One word
Yuck.
Yuck.