gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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Comments (233)
eyecon502 13
And the first thought in your head was to share it on FML? I call BS...
jazz23 2
2 words HIP CANNON!!!!!
ChickInGreenVans 12
Your hair's pretty cool dude:)!!
saywhaat12 2
For some reason his hair doesn't look like its attached to his head but then again it does, mindfuck :/
pexy_fml 16
You live in Iraq ?
saywhaat12 2
Hahaha, no.
starwind3438 9
That's why you should be careful of white vans.
OffToTheGayBar 9
ETs are known for multiple abduction attempts. They've gotten me two half-dozen times. :|
GogoTheGreat 12
So, a dozen times?
jordyxjigsaw 11
I feel like this is somehow your fault, like you're dressing too slutty or you just will settle for any attention. Even from kidnappers.
charvisioku 22
And I suppose ''dressing slutty'' would also have been asking for it if this had been about almost being raped too? You need stabbing, mate.
xxreemey 5
Even if someone were to dress slutty, the rapist is supposed to control themselves. So like if you were out shopping and saw someone that was pretty hot, and they are showing some skin, you don't automatically think " well they DESERVE to be raped right now. "
skynerd57 0
Least someone likes you enough to try to.
william83_fml 1
If it almost happened again you're drawing attention to your self or wanting to be kidnapped why beg for attention now
PITBULL4578 3
*sneezes* I guess I'm allergic to your bullshit.
GogoTheGreat 12
The cake is a lie.