gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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Comments (233)
melonybowden 0
Maybe you should stop putting yourself in those situations.
Calyx_fml 22
Yeah, because getting kidnapped is the victim's fault.
Kurliegyrl 10
Umm...again?
redrum123 6
I don't understand how someone could almost get kidnapped twice... After the first time wouldn't you be a little skeptical, or you know NOT GO ANYWHERE ALONE!! People these days.
HighGTurn 12
Do something about!! Call the police!!
weepingangel_fml 7
I think this is the shortest FML I've ever seen.
stormchaser24 24
Well you where not, so stop whining about it.
lemonolime 1
Somebodies popular...
Dravite 9
If you have really been the target of a kidnapping, you should not be posting here, instead talk to the police and secure your home. If you're just here to gain sympathies, find a different game to play. Not funny.
unknown_user5566 27
The point of FML is for people to post stories about their lives that warrant the saying "**** my life". This is not a sympathy attempt, this is an example of someone using the website correctly.
hateevryone 15
How did you manage to almost get kidnapped twice? Where do you be at?
ByronJess 17
If you aren't Princess Peach, you may very well be Daphne from Scooby Doo.