gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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Comments (233)
bobbos100 2
Better luck next time
bmwilliams 7
Play dead. Nobody attacks a dead person (we learn this from Dinner for Shmucks) lol
ohxdamnxkay02 12
that damn kony :/
UnholyAlpaka12 12
Again? Was it by the same person? You might have a stalker.
hurrican_fml 0
Perhaps it's time for a concealed weapon.
Goddamnidiots 12
While I admit it would be worse getting kidnapped, carrying a concealed weapon will put Op on the wrong side of the law as well.
Spicemelon 5
Not if OP has a permit and it's used in self defense
Pelvispresley 8
I don't think being kidnap heightens someone's popularity status...
Darkmagic666 9
Ok so if you were almost kidnapped twice....How many times have you actually been kidnapped?
saradestery 5
Almost. Almost.
brohamas16 7
If its happened twice.... Then it's probably you
Spicemelon 5
Lets hope you have a dad like the one from taken