gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anoymus
United States
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Doxy 22
I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
Hurrikhan 12
What?!
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eccentrix 12
This is the funniest one I've read.
ElricMustang 23
Princess Peach? Zelda? Daphne? Which are you?
z563 8
How?! I mean just... How?!
MyWorldAway 0
WTF? WHO DO ASSOCIATE WITH?
Pancakemines 0
That sounds like a dangerous neighborhood. Maybe its time to move?
eman1972 4
Either you're incredibly attractive or you need to stay out of that neighborhood! Stay safe!
alymartin 1
Lol thats an interesting theory
unknown_user5566 27
You'd think after the first incident you'd stop following strangers to their white vans to get candy. Tsk, tsk OP.
onelove858 5
I'm sorry you were asking for it in that outfit.
florencesummer 0
Thats horrible. Fyl op. the real question is how did this happen...again?
EugeniaBennett 0
You must be in Bahrain. Or the government it's after you.