Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
genshift 8
The latter. Most assuredly.
danman89 3
can i see your sister naked? lol
derpman123 17
why would you compare your sister to the grills that you slept with?
johncage 14
I'll bet the grills were hotter.
warped_executive 16
Grills seem unpleasant to sleep with.
freddygasman 18
Usually when I sleep with a grill, I wake up with a burning sensation. What can I say, I like them hot.
ThrottleJockey 36
I've been there before. You go to bed with a smoking hot grill, only to wake up next to a cold heartless grill, go home, and get grilled by your other grill at home.
llamallover 2
People are really quick to freak out about this. You do realise that being family doesn't magically make you blind to body parts, right? And the fact that he considered having seen his sister naked to be a problem is a good hint that he doesn't want to **** her. I just hope he can put it out of his mind. Not thinking about your sister naked might be like not thinking about purple elephants.
Joshawott 21
Best way to think about it: It means your family has good genes and thus, you're likely the best looking guy previous women have had.
longhairedmale 11
Hook me up bro
blahhhhhhh85 9
Alabama ....figures
uchihadesendent 14
I've had that happen before too and it's common if you have only was bathroom.
914smv 18
theres deff something wrong with u.
warped_executive 16
How is something wrong with them? It's completely natural for a human to recognize the attractiveness in another- that does NOT mean they want to go off and have sex or any other physical activity. It's just noticing. Nothing wrong with that!
914smv 18
it was his sister
warped_executive 16
I'm assuming you didn't read my comment, or maybe you just have not ever seen an attractive human before. Just because he saw that she possesses beauty does not mean that he wants to have sex with her. It's natural to notice beauty. Grow up. I have a cousin who is attractive but that doesn't mean I think any thing of it. It's just natural.
Rainyknights22 16
Both. Definitely both.