Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (207)
carrissa3 13
Do you guys not lock doors or knock in your house?
bubblegum010 14
Why would you even look ?
warped_executive 16
If you walked in the bathroom and saw someone standing there your eyes would automatically look. Op's sister just happened to be naked , it was nobodies fault except maybe the sister for not locking the door but we don't know any information about why she left it unlocked. Stuff happens and he didn't do anything wrong. So yeah his eyes automatically saw her but that's because he didn't expect it. It's natural.
moocowmilk0 19
oh
moo77_fml 20
Dude!!! You are wrong!!!
warped_executive 16
How is he wrong? He did not say that he physically acted upon this thought. It is natural for a human to notice another human and recognize their attractiveness. That does NOT mean that they want to jump in bed with them.
warped_executive 16
Most of you are saying how this is gross, or he is wrong, or something is wrong with him. But it is perfectly natural for a human to look at another human and notice the attractiveness they possess. There is nothing wrong with that. Op didn't say anything about him wanting to have sex with her, nor did he say he touched her or what not. Use some common sense here, it was perfectly natural to notice she is attractive but that doesn't mean anything sexual.
zr11990 8
Give her a toss. Hell a hottie is a hottie.
Lackuwaxa 8
Pics or it never happened .. ??
lumene 17
Its called line breeding, sibling to sibling, parent to child, cousins. You're in the US. You'd be safe under a Trump administration.
SeveralLake 18
Inbreeding*
MGKirby 5
What's wrong with pointing out that your sister is better looking than any girl you've slept with? Does that mean because I call my girlfriend pretty, I can't call my sister pretty?
Boobookittyf96 10
that's ******* gross. ??
warped_executive 16
You should really read some other comments, ones that haven't been down voted. Because maybe then you'd realize how it's not gross.