Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
VIRUSBRAIN 5
i can't find any problem in that concern , seeing your sister naked or shaving is a normal issue , and he proud for the beautiful sister you have and bad for the girls that you choose !!
shade34 19
You perv! I wonder how long have you looked and analysed your sister's body in order to come to this conclusion!
CoffeeChickBlows 13
I'm sure OP wishes he could analize her. Sick bastard.
Vlen_fml 20
it should be noted that at the instinctual level similarity is considered good in a mating partner thus the first response to thinking she's attractive, once the rational portion of the brain kicks in you'll be fine. its like when you're walking down the street and you see someone else walking, no one else is around, and you think "I could totally kill them and get away with it" before immediately go "WTF Brain, why? WHY WOULD I THINK THAT!?" As long as you don't tap that, this is simply an issue of locking doors and knocking.
ladycoco8 20
Idk if this would apply being the same gender, but I think my sister has a hot body. Do I want to sleep with her? No. That's illegal and not my thing. Do I wish that my last female partner had a body like her? Yes. Yes I do. Being attracted to someone doesn't mean you find them sexually appealing. People jumping to conclusions and shit. ?
antisolid87 5
#118 - I somewhat agree. The OP never said he found her attractive just that she looked better than his previous partners. I feel that you can find someone beautiful / handsome but not be attracted to them in the slightest.
stoopid1970 7
The fact that you actually looked at her long enough to make that judgment is what's ****** up. As far a I know anyone that sees their sibling in that manner would automatically cover their eyes and leave the room with out even a second thought. And you compare her to the chics you've slept with, I'm sorry bro but you kneed help!!!
laden_swallow09 35
Pics or it didn't happen.
skylerthecloud 12
Isn't knocking a thing anymore.....?
_BillyDog_ 9
Incest is windcest
HollyQuinn 21
People need to chill. You can acknowledge that someone's attractive without being attracted to them.
9a_1z 12
At least you share her good-looking genes. If anything you're being narcissistic thinking she's hot! (Just kidding, but makes more sense than the people yelling about incest in here)