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How can they even escort you out for flirting? Hope you at least went limp. Make them work to get you out.
That would be lemons, not melons.
I feel like 10 should be a reply to 4.
Believe it or not anything that is privately owned such as a business/house they can escort anyone off their property without any actual cause. As long as you don't follow their rules you're gone. I completely agree with you it's stupid as hell they escorted OP off property for that.
Wow you're such a pervert! In all seriousness that's beyond stupid. Keep being a good person op!!
being nice is so rare these days.... It's often mistakened as flirting. Don't let that stop you from doing good things! :)
That's why you shouldn't have told her you were going to grab her melons.
i doubt those melons are still on the top shelf...
BWAHAHAHA. WIN^^^
Did she also have a boyfriend?
I mean at least you asked. A lot of elders have trouble with that because with aging, they can begin to feel useless and unable.
Wow! what an ungrateful bitch. Keep helping people OP. This bitch will know what helping is later.
People these days...
I wonder how the situation escalated so quickly as to need to be escorted out of the store. Just seems to me it would have been best to just walk away from her and the situation. Guess you had to be there
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How can they even escort you out for flirting? Hope you at least went limp. Make them work to get you out.
That's why you shouldn't have told her you were going to grab her melons.