Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked.... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Monday 1 February 2016 0:08

must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.

Xandriajoy10 18

Monday 1 February 2016 0:11

The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...

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markcantlarp 16

Tuesday 2 February 2016 7:58

Love these comments f'ing lol, lol's all around

biopilot17 9

Tuesday 2 February 2016 21:43

Doesn't matter who a person is .. If they are attractive then they are attractive

2changeher 13

Wednesday 3 February 2016 0:19

Bruh

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 3 February 2016 5:28

Of course it's Alabama.

gorelord 9

Wednesday 3 February 2016 8:28

Neither is like really bad.

urbanbigfoot 20

Wednesday 3 February 2016 12:12

Welllll.... that means one of two things. Either you keep it in the family, or the other less gross option which is seriously step up your game. Hit the gym, get shredded, and find yourself a girl that finds guys for looks.

topper78 2

Wednesday 3 February 2016 17:11

Can I get her number

toolazytotype99 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 3:44

Somebody "accidentally" watched your sister for too long if you had time to compare her to other girls...just saying

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:47

Wincest

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:49

Why, how and when did incest become taboo, honestly? used to be common practice!

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