No one disturbs the masters By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie 7 5 5 53 Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 320 You deserved it 3 222 Tweet Share