Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
tibtak_fml 10
Was your dad teaching her how to do it? (reference to the other fml)
bs252 9
Idk why everyone is so up in arms about this. I could see being "grossed out" had he said he wanted to do anything with her, or the image of her
WOTAN1488 24
It would be impossible upon seeing his sister not to realize she's more attractive than the other women he's slept with. It could have been quite simple realy.
WOTAN1488 24
Really*
TheBigSneeze 22
I incest you stop thinking about it
Yuso_Yagari 9
You may be suffering from severe resneckism
Jachin357 28
keepin' it in the family.
Jwaye2 7
Its not that bad, the only bad part was comparing her to previous girls you have slept with. I can honestly say I have accidently checked out my cousin, how was I to know. Saw 4 girls laying on their stomachs on the beach in bikini's, wasnt until I walked back past they were getting up and I saw one of them was my cousin. Little awkward at first but she introduced me to her friends so still a win lol.
sk8erd 15
this is by far the funniest FML I read today. But I mean, raise your standards dude.
takeittoem 8
"accidentally"
gunnerblaster 21
We require pictures. For science.