Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Back_In_Action
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Aaah, I love not having siblings. You see, my parents learned their lesson the FIRST time around. XD
Go to his place next time. Better yet, keep your legs closed.
Go to his place next time. Better yet, keep your legs closed.
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AngryNinja
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ug, i wish my parents had. i can picture my brother doing this to me. x.x
fyl, op.
fyl, op.
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jollykilla704
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does nobody respect a closed door? and if this door had a lock why didn't you lock it? YDI for not thinking ahead.
btw I hope you hadn't already paid the brat.
btw I hope you hadn't already paid the brat.
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gorbeast
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totally ydi, u do it with tour little sister in your house...
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Starfire22
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I see what you did there, nice one Back_in_action!
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OmgGuessWhatChic
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SISTER CHAINSAW MASSACRE???
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escualida
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next time tell her that you'll give her a dollar/candy/toy (whatever she likes the most) for every day she keeps her mouth shut, eventually she'll forget all about it depending on her age... if you pay her once she has no reason to not tell on you.
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wooow_sucks_for_
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YDI for not only doing it while your sister was home, but while you were in you parents house. Wait until you get your own house or get out of high school.
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wooow_sucks_for_
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crap. I meant to reply to 4
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Byah
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That's what I'm saying. I had no idea the locks on so many people's doors don't exist/work until I went to this website. I guess I'm just part of the lucky few.
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pendulum2012
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when we moved to our new house, my mom made sure all the doors didn't have locks except for hers (not even the bathroom). she has some weird thing against my siblings and I locking our doors. luckily i'm in college now so I can lock my door all I want.
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reyemrein
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$10?! YDI for being cheap.
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prevert_fml
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is your last name dosher??????
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Enoch134
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Nikky is that you omg I think I know op :) lol she my lil sis
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spaceshan69
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beat the shit out of your little sister. you'll feel better and she'll think twice next time
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pointytissuexl3
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My house is the same way! I share a room with my two little sisters, and since there isn't a lock (there used to be a latch on the outside to lock us in when we were little), I have to change in the bathroom. AND I have to shout "STAY OUT" anytime someone comes near the bathrooms because I seem to be the only one (out of the 6 of us) who's ever polite enough to knock on the door, instead of barging right in. Luckily, I get to leave for college in August, though.
OP, fyl though.
OP, fyl though.
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nikerush2
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Was Joe saying, "Nikky don't stop you the bestest"?
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kingspot
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I dont know what the hell she was thinking having sex in a house with a smaller sibling there in a room that couldnt be locked. bound to fail. lil siblings like to spy on you. even when you are alone. when you are with friends they like it even more. when you are with your boyfriend or girlfriend they will almost definitly try to spy on you. i dont know what the hell she thought would happen other than her getting caught and being snitched on.
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campbellshayla73
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I hav an older bro he wouldn't only tell mom he would also beat the shit outta him
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loveyoy22
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hahahaha win
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LaChicaBonita
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our house is the same! except we have locks on our bathrooms xp
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Jimboom
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Either lie, lie lie or tell your parents that your little sister blackmailed you (producing the $10 for extra affect if need be), promised she wouldn't tell on you and then did.
This may not work but it might redirect your parents wrath.
Or you could just stop being such a slut in future! :-P
This may not work but it might redirect your parents wrath.
Or you could just stop being such a slut in future! :-P
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escualida
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well her sister didn't blackmail her, she bribed her sister, so why would they get mad at her little sister and not her for this?
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jillz
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I agree with Jimboom. The OP could just stop being such a slut.
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sublime93
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She's being a slut for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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laneykinsx
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I agree! she was having with her boyfriend not some stranger.
OP, fyl.
OP, fyl.
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shessocold
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She's not a slut. She was doing it with her boyfriend: what in the world are you supposed to do with your girlfriend/boyfriend? Play cards?
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ObeyTheSnarf
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Yes...
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smilefreely
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TOTALLY. WHAT THE FUCK, bfs and gfs do it? NOOO, IT'S ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE ! ]: PLEASE, TELL ME SO. well everyones different...BUT STILL. && wtf, the fact that she still lives with her parents, what is she 15? so she is a slut. a stupid one. sheesh. the youngest i'd so is 20 (:
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georgiinaa
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lol yeah, I agree she is a MAJOR SLUT.
your poor sister is now traumatised for life!!
and how do you know how long she has been with this boyfriend...could of only been together for a day so stop sticking up for her, shes a slut, lets face it.
your poor sister is now traumatised for life!!
and how do you know how long she has been with this boyfriend...could of only been together for a day so stop sticking up for her, shes a slut, lets face it.
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buttshapedfruit
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ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
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aFMLaddict
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aGREE with #4 you shoud've send her out to play for a few hours ;p
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TurtleHabitat
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I wish I could send my brother out for a few years. Not for the same reasons as op though.
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TheBreaKer_fml
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i did it with my ex in their kitchen and the living room while her mom was upstairs in her room ^^
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luvmuffin10
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I did it wit my bf in the park bathroom.....it looked bigger frm the outside
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kei1108
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69, that's horrible.
4, I agree with you!
4, I agree with you!
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NickACD
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69 your comment made me laugh. Thanks for pushing the boundaries of stupidity. If ya want to start a comment war you'll end up in tears so... Just don't start anything
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milkshakesrule
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FYL, so unlucky. The pain of having a sibling.
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nmsm
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milkshake, siblings suck sometimes, but when you look back on things, they're really not that bad. I would hate to be an only child.
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blackllama
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Ok, I wish I have no sibling but I would be lonely without him but Higher allounce, no sharing, then again no one to blame for things.
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expen_dable
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I wonder how many fat people are going to cry "YDI FOR DOING SEXUAL STUFF! I'M A VIRGIN AND PROUD!" when in real life the reason they are virgins is because they make weird noises and run away whenever someone tries to talk to them.
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aDerangedStateOf
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Hey I have my reasons for running away bitch..
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b1acksharpi3mark
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I like you, Deranged. Want to come over to my place? *shifty eyes*
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z620
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WTF?
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honestlove11
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Your ignorance bewilders me. Just stop talking.
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pendulum2012
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that reminds me of this girl who wore a cape and cat ears in high school and meowed when people would say something to her. she is probably one of the top commenters on this website
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Bewertow
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Why is there any problem with this girl having sex? Best to start when you're young and at your sexual peak. It's a waste to wait until you're married, and anyways some people prefer not to marry at all. Life is meant to be enjoyed, and sex is the best part of life!
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mshafty
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Holy shit. I think we maybe went to the same high school, cause mine had that crazy cat girl. Or maybe they're standard issue at every high school!
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iAlwaysYDI
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I'm a virgin and I'm not even fat, nerdy, or whatever other things you might say about me.
what you guys don't know is that having sex in a young age can cause a lot of problems. not just the one that OP is in right now. but it's that a girls sexual organs don't really develope perfectly till their early 20s. so I don't wanna mess up my girlfriends life and she understands too, that's why I'm a virgin. not because I'm fat or anything u douche.
what you guys don't know is that having sex in a young age can cause a lot of problems. not just the one that OP is in right now. but it's that a girls sexual organs don't really develope perfectly till their early 20s. so I don't wanna mess up my girlfriends life and she understands too, that's why I'm a virgin. not because I'm fat or anything u douche.
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BritneyBiohazard
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115. Forreal. A girl's reproductive organs develop when she gets her period. And 100% of nonvirgins under the age of 20 just don't care. xD
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iAlwaysYDI
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120, they don't care and that's why our society is so fucking stupid. and no, ur wrong, I've heard that those organs dont develope till adulthood from some doctors and people who know shit. so a dumbass like u shouldn't pull conclusions outta her ass.
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cucumberfabulous
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Hahahaha I have a girl at my school who wears cat ears to! She also wore a strap of bullets one day...She was pretty creepy....
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ccontente
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@71- you made me rotflmfao.
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georgiinaa
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Ialwaysydi, shut the fuck up you ginger, fat, nerdy virgin.
stop trying to make out you respect woments organs pfft..whatevs you do, more like you just cant get any and ur using that as an excuse.
stop trying to make out you respect woments organs pfft..whatevs you do, more like you just cant get any and ur using that as an excuse.
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DS1_fml
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Oh give me a break. Your girlfriend probably told you that crap just so you would wait. Or most likely is the fact that you don't have a girlfriend considering you have to be stupid to believe something like that.
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melchibr_fml
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Don't worry about that. You're so fat, that even a hug from you would crush her sex organs.
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cradle6
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115-Thats just not true. A woman's "organs" are developed when she gets her period. Having sex at that age is not going to "damage" a girl. It makes no sense.
And before this century, it was extremely for girls to be having kids at 14 and 15. The whole waiting until your 20's is a cultural/religious thing.
And before this century, it was extremely for girls to be having kids at 14 and 15. The whole waiting until your 20's is a cultural/religious thing.
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krad204
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Lolz, my friend never talks and runs away when people talk to him, and he's fat... I mean just HUGE!
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daredeval756
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ydi for not locking the door.
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wiird0
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lol he couldn't just kick the door open?
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T_X_P
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Earth to idiot: younger siblings have been telling parents about what older siblings do since the dawn of time. If you don't want to get told on, don't do things that set yourself up for it. YDI
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Snow_Daisy
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AGREED. *Verrry well said, I might add.
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shadowkiss13
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Soo true! happens to me ALL the time...well not as often as it used to though cause i started beaten the crap out of my bro's!
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perdix
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You know how they say if you think you might get mugged, carry a throwaway wallet with at least $20 to keep a mugger from killing you?
Well, extortion money begins at $50! YDI for cheaping out on your blackmailer.
Well, extortion money begins at $50! YDI for cheaping out on your blackmailer.
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bonnieandclyde44
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punch ur sister
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lolroflmao
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perdix ftw!
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lickmyjock
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Not an FML unless you were tied up to the bedposts with cum on your face.
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babiicakess
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^ lol. i agree. xD
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honestlove11
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lmao. that would def. be a problem.
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24788
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Why would you make it easy for her to walk in? She's scarred for life and your trying to make her bottle it up.
Go to his place next time. Better yet, keep your legs closed.