Dude your dister is freaking hilarious

You misspelled duster. I always chuckle at my mop's jokes, but my duster has a really dry sense of humor. Not my style.

Ment to spell sister and it sucks that your parents did it

Mint* I like those too; particularly spearmint flavor.

@#6, how do you know number 1 has a dister?

The same way he knew OP's parents ****** a mint. ;)

6- Do tell, how is pitching a fit and taking a leak on the floor hilarious?

ya ops parents do favor and its completely unfair and rude. sorry op :(

Alexwow - I see you're new here, so please let me give you some advice. 1) Spell shit properly. 2) Don't post your stupid comment under #1 just so it gets seen. That's called threadjacking and being an attention *****. 3) Don't correct a past comment by making more mistakes. It only makes you look more foolish. Got it? Good. I do this because I care and because I'm a nice ******* guy.

Yeah. Listen to DocBastard. He's a doctor. Doctors are always professional and correct. Oh wait... No... They're not. This site taught me that... :( But he's a nice guy...

Dude did you know read a former FML about this ladies visit to the gynecologist? That guy definitely was not professional.

Hence "they're not, this site taught me that."

Life and having to see tons for medical conditions has taught me that. Be glad if you never have to see one. And I'm sorry if some people are naive enough to believe otherwise, but in my lengthy experience, all doctors are bastards.

I'm pretty sure Alexwow, that OP is most likely HAPPY that her parents did it.

as if a joke or pun never backfired on any of your comments

And to think this is our future generation. We're doomed

You said it! I already feel sorry for the society 20 years from now.

I hate reading FMLs about young people sometimes because of comments like 76 & 95. Every generation has It's **** ups and losers get over it. Who is going to flip our burgers, clean our floors, take our orders, pick up our garbage, and wash our cars until they retire? Stop trying to blame everything on "the new generation"!!

That's what they said 20 years ago.

I'm pretty sure if I did that my parents would've knocked me flat on my ass.

128- So would mine. There's good parenting and bad parenting you can't just blame it on this generation.

Sounds like urine some trouble for upsetting her.

Alright, how long will you pee keeping this up?

Peeple please...these puns stink.

And it's *obvious* that her parents are *oblivious* to her being a brat.

For real.

Its obvious that her parents don't believe i'm discipline...

Have you heard of the term 'spoiled brat'. It would've been easier to say.

@48 it is nice to meet you discipline, I have a huge list of people that you neglected to visit while they were growling up

wow seems like everyone on this thread has a bad case of fat fingers tonight.

Ok so I spelled one word wrong. Big deal.

48- they don't seem to have an issue disciplining OP

93, I wouldn't say it was spelled wrong, you just used a different word.

Well that's true. I guess I was wrong again.

114 - yeah, you were.

That's hardly fair, how come the younger siblings get all the love?

I concur. I used to be the oldest brother.

96 - Used to be? How do you change from the being the oldest sibling?

96- do you have divorced parents like mine? I'm only not treated fairly because I'm not my stepdad's child. I am still treated better than my other sisters though considering that I actually work.

It's not that she has a chip on her shoulder or even that I do it's just that she has always gotten everything she ever dreamed of and never gets in trouble lol. Same with my brother but he isn't a hypocrite that screams and cried about everything.

Relax. Chip on the shoulder was just being used as a pun :)

Lol ok sometimes i take things way too seriously.

Op's sister.

#40, as simple as your reply may be, I loled

ohh I started giggling so hard like the schoolgirl I am.

reading over that comment I wonder if I was completely there in the head when I posted it.