By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 04:46 - United States - Placentia

Spicy
Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 325
You deserved it 2 884

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

Comments

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
MetalxSoldier 26

Maybe she'll give you one back. I've seen "Yes man" and if she has no teeth, you'll get the best ******** of your life!

AbstraktThoughts 13

Haha old folks can get away with anything! ;)

She CAN call it whatever she'd like. You explained to her why it might not be the best idea to call it that.

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

LO388 7

Also, better than an old man...

I want to be that old lady. I will find ways to troll everyone..

I would be laughing my ass off if I were in line. "Can I please have a ******* now?" OP mutters "here's your ******* mam" Whole line erupts into laughter.

I read this comment in a sophisticated voice in my head

I think she was joking, too... OP should have seen how far they could take it before she laughed. "Make sure to always bring your ******** with you to restaurants. Blow jobs after eating out is a must."

I think this old lady knew what she was saying. I just wish we knew Original Poster's sex because it would be way funnier if he/she was a female haha.

She didn't even buy you dinner first??

Ugh that was meant as my own post and not a reply. Sorry for that mental image folks!

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

When did it ever say that she was exercising?

savour 0

Maybe she calls it that because she misses giving them?

Dr0reos 8

I need blow jobs to survive (because of my severe asthma)... pervs

Andrew910 5

I guess she might call a ******** an inhaler.

DKjazz 20

She's either hard of hearing, or an elderly troll.

I bet elderly troll. There are always the slightly mad old ladies who enjoy embarressing the whippersnappers.

sandinthewaves 5

I hope you gave her a ********.

OP better of, cause if I was that old lady I would have hit OP with my purse and yell rape.

^ I can't see at all how this is relevant.