By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 04:46 - United States - Placentia

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Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
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This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

My grandmother LOVES blowjobs!

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Maybe she'll give you one back. I've seen "Yes man" and if she has no teeth, you'll get the best blow job of your life!

Haha old folks can get away with anything! ;)

She CAN call it whatever she'd like. You explained to her why it might not be the best idea to call it that.

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

Also, better than an old man...

I want to be that old lady. I will find ways to troll everyone..

I would be laughing my ass off if I were in line. "Can I please have a blowjob now?" OP mutters "here's your blowjob mam" Whole line erupts into laughter.

I read this comment in a sophisticated voice in my head

I think she was joking, too... OP should have seen how far they could take it before she laughed. "Make sure to always bring your blow job with you to restaurants. Blow jobs after eating out is a must."

I think this old lady knew what she was saying. I just wish we knew Original Poster's sex because it would be way funnier if he/she was a female haha.

My grandmother LOVES blowjobs!

She didn't even buy you dinner first??

Ugh that was meant as my own post and not a reply. Sorry for that mental image folks!

I wonder how tight her butt is

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When did it ever say that she was exercising?

You can blow me any day

Maybe she calls it that because she misses giving them?

I need blow jobs to survive (because of my severe asthma)... pervs

I guess she might call a blow job an inhaler.

The customer is always right, right?

She's either hard of hearing, or an elderly troll.

I bet elderly troll. There are always the slightly mad old ladies who enjoy embarressing the whippersnappers.

I hope you gave her a blow job.

OP better of, cause if I was that old lady I would have hit OP with my purse and yell rape.

^ I can't see at all how this is relevant.

Old lady: 1 OP: 0

I say she's messing with you.