Maybe she'll give you one back. I've seen "Yes man" and if she has no teeth, you'll get the best blow job of your life!

Haha old folks can get away with anything! ;)

She CAN call it whatever she'd like. You explained to her why it might not be the best idea to call it that.

Also, better than an old man...

I want to be that old lady. I will find ways to troll everyone..

I would be laughing my ass off if I were in line. "Can I please have a blowjob now?" OP mutters "here's your blowjob mam" Whole line erupts into laughter.

I read this comment in a sophisticated voice in my head

I think she was joking, too... OP should have seen how far they could take it before she laughed. "Make sure to always bring your blow job with you to restaurants. Blow jobs after eating out is a must."

I think this old lady knew what she was saying. I just wish we knew Original Poster's sex because it would be way funnier if he/she was a female haha.

She didn't even buy you dinner first??

Ugh that was meant as my own post and not a reply. Sorry for that mental image folks!

I wonder how tight her butt is

Dafuq?

When did it ever say that she was exercising?

You can blow me any day

I need blow jobs to survive (because of my severe asthma)... pervs

The customer is always right, right?

I bet elderly troll. There are always the slightly mad old ladies who enjoy embarressing the whippersnappers.

OP better of, cause if I was that old lady I would have hit OP with my purse and yell rape.

^ I can't see at all how this is relevant.